So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13371. | Pranav (pranavr93) | 79.21 | 91% | 2015-06-12 |
| 13372. | LLRnR (llrnr) | 79.21 | 94% | 2014-06-30 |
| 13373. | Jinny (jinnyy) | 79.20 | 97% | 2019-10-10 |
| 13374. | Ben (smokeymp4) | 79.20 | 96% | 2020-01-06 |
| 13375. | KWAK (kwakerz) | 79.20 | 97.5% | 2021-02-03 |
| 13376. | Zen (zainprox) | 79.20 | 97% | 2020-04-15 |
| 13377. | Ocephalus Braggart Flapdood... | 79.19 | 96% | 2022-07-20 |
| 13378. | Kerolyte (kerolyte) | 79.19 | 96% | 2018-09-30 |
| 13379. | isuck (scasware) | 79.19 | — | 2008-11-13 |
| 13380. | David (daver555) | 79.19 | 98% | 2012-12-22 |
| 13381. | Sean (nexas) | 79.18 | 96% | 2022-09-23 |
| 13382. | oscar (ansgar92314) | 79.18 | 97% | 2021-11-14 |
| 13383. | Macbeth! (macbeth__) | 79.18 | 95% | 2023-03-19 |
| 13384. | Marian (vanilla2) | 79.18 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 13385. | megalog (megalog) | 79.18 | 97% | 2013-06-10 |
| 13386. | Tommi (amb1ent) | 79.18 | — | 2010-01-20 |
| 13387. | ermac (rklive) | 79.17 | 98% | 2019-03-26 |
| 13388. | gloria (glorialostthegame) | 79.17 | 96% | 2021-04-20 |
| 13389. | Jerry (yello_downunder) | 79.17 | 99% | 2012-11-13 |
| 13390. | wanglihong (wanglihong) | 79.17 | — | 2009-03-05 |
| 13391. | ShiftyEyedKirk (shiftyeyedk... | 79.16 | 95% | 2015-09-04 |
| 13392. | onel (onel11) | 79.16 | 96% | 2023-07-15 |
| 13393. | Naufal (naufalmahing) | 79.16 | 98% | 2022-11-30 |
| 13394. | B (bjwong) | 79.16 | 93% | 2014-05-27 |
| 13395. | maharshi (supermaharshi) | 79.16 | 99% | 2012-03-17 |
| 13396. | anomaly (anomaly5647) | 79.16 | 95% | 2012-12-04 |
| 13397. | Yasya (yasyars) | 79.15 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
| 13398. | Kevin (logia) | 79.15 | 96% | 2018-12-21 |
| 13399. | Anntaylor (antlers) | 79.14 | 87% | 2012-03-07 |
| 13400. | Tzemis (greekjames) | 79.14 | 93% | 2012-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |