Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 556. | ansix2 (sworn) | 108.51 | 98% | 2020-07-12 |
| 557. | funny (tesseractbeyond) | 108.49 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 558. | semimak (idimoku) | 108.48 | 99% | 2020-11-25 |
| 559. | aman (amanostrich) | 108.44 | 98% | 2020-12-13 |
| 560. | Mateo (winggomateo) | 108.44 | 99% | 2020-02-05 |
| 561. | Trent (uninterested) | 108.44 | 98% | 2020-02-12 |
| 562. | bum (bumgrazer) | 108.40 | 98% | 2020-04-23 |
| 563. | Sunny (sunnyboy02) | 108.40 | 98% | 2020-02-04 |
| 564. | :^) (zebregts) | 108.38 | 98% | 2020-01-08 |
| 565. | DeathModer (kido2976) | 108.31 | 98% | 2019-12-04 |
| 566. | Samuel (xxomg74) | 108.19 | 98% | 2019-02-03 |
| 567. | M (methawatc) | 108.19 | 100% | 2018-10-18 |
| 568. | Name (You) (vergajo) | 108.18 | 99% | 2020-11-14 |
| 569. | willmtx (willmtx) | 108.11 | 98% | 2018-07-20 |
| 570. | Siavas (siavas) | 108.05 | 97% | 2018-03-24 |
| 571. | 威尔 (gaaf) | 108.05 | 96% | 2019-04-27 |
| 572. | R (rhinousc) | 108.04 | 99% | 2018-10-15 |
| 573. | M (mn99) | 107.96 | 99% | 2020-05-03 |
| 574. | Kevin (kev011701) | 107.93 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 575. | Tamer (tmr0222) | 107.92 | 98% | 2019-06-05 |
| 576. | Thomas (loboru) | 107.89 | 99% | 2019-03-31 |
| 577. | Feris (merelyaferis) | 107.79 | 95% | 2018-04-27 |
| 578. | Speedy (flux2k) | 107.77 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
| 579. | Hillo (hillov) | 107.77 | 98% | 2019-01-07 |
| 580. | (atypicaltypist) | 107.60 | 98% | 2018-02-22 |
| 581. | noxxaM (maxxon) | 107.55 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 582. | (altrocality) | 107.55 | 98% | 2020-11-14 |
| 583. | ksit (furysummoner) | 107.50 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| 584. | (scaphism) | 107.42 | 96% | 2019-08-22 |
| 585. | Gabrielle (hakunamagabi) | 107.36 | 99% | 2019-11-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |