Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don't want to do. If I lose, I'm one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I'm going to win or lose until the last second.
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
Active since April 13, 2023.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1823. | Debopriyo Basu (dpbasu) | 105.30 | 98.3% | 2024-01-22 |
| 1824. | Candlelight (candlelight8) | 105.30 | 96.6% | 2024-03-10 |
| 1825. | xx (x_cx_cc_j) | 105.30 | 98% | 2025-11-16 |
| 1826. | PAPA (papabr) | 105.29 | 97% | 2025-12-11 |
| 1827. | Kanye (pangoliar) | 105.27 | 97.6% | 2023-11-19 |
| 1828. | mrtoto (mrtoto) | 105.27 | 98% | 2023-09-18 |
| 1829. | TortoiseTyper (mediocracy) | 105.26 | 96.6% | 2024-09-30 |
| 1830. | Khizer (khizlaw) | 105.25 | 98% | 2023-05-08 |
| 1831. | particles (notparticles) | 105.23 | 98.4% | 2024-05-26 |
| 1832. | Marko (markidane) | 105.23 | 99% | 2025-12-13 |
| 1833. | Ben (ulttr) | 105.23 | 99% | 2024-07-08 |
| 1834. | Vashtamyty (vashtamyty) | 105.22 | 98.4% | 2023-11-03 |
| 1835. | Beholder (beholder0) | 105.22 | 97% | 2025-07-26 |
| 1836. | SledgeHammer (wrinkleflute) | 105.22 | 98% | 2024-02-21 |
| 1837. | Dell (delliu) | 105.21 | 99.3% | 2024-05-28 |
| 1838. | khingcaritero (khing2001) | 105.19 | 99.1% | 2023-11-13 |
| 1839. | GODSPEED (flashahyea) | 105.16 | 98% | 2024-02-18 |
| 1840. | Bad (retrn) | 105.16 | 98.9% | 2025-03-12 |
| 1841. | Loxufu (loxufu) | 105.16 | 96% | 2024-11-14 |
| 1842. | M (nazarene7) | 105.16 | 97% | 2023-04-14 |
| 1843. | Thickspinach (thickspinach) | 105.15 | 96.8% | 2023-12-19 |
| 1844. | stalkers (stalkers0418) | 105.14 | 96.9% | 2024-09-23 |
| 1845. | Jack (elbowlick) | 105.13 | 98% | 2023-08-28 |
| 1846. | RIP Tim Wakefield (guywith) | 105.13 | 98% | 2023-09-15 |
| 1847. | Kneena (hercule) | 105.12 | 97.8% | 2023-10-26 |
| 1848. | thong (thongish) | 105.12 | 97.4% | 2024-03-27 |
| 1849. | sefowey (sefowey) | 105.10 | 99% | 2023-05-18 |
| 1850. | Plinkiplonk (plinkiplonk) | 105.09 | 97.2% | 2025-04-28 |
| 1851. | Josh (skerf) | 105.08 | 96.8% | 2023-10-04 |
| 1852. | Tim (tplank44) | 105.04 | 98.8% | 2024-10-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,212 | 100.58 | April 13, 2023 |