Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2848. | Qizot (qizot) | 72.63 | 97% | 2019-12-14 |
| 2849. | Jeremy (jermzzz) | 72.62 | 96% | 2018-04-08 |
| 2850. | Slurriel (slurriel) | 72.61 | 98% | 2017-11-10 |
| 2851. | Cole (starro747) | 72.60 | 96% | 2020-01-29 |
| 2852. | Epic (epictypergamer) | 72.60 | 98% | 2018-08-24 |
| 2853. | chollip (chollip) | 72.59 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 2854. | zuny (zuny26) | 72.59 | 97% | 2020-07-31 |
| 2855. | Exyiaevox (exyia) | 72.59 | 96% | 2021-08-15 |
| 2856. | Benjamin (yangben000) | 72.59 | 99% | 2020-08-23 |
| 2857. | Friedrich (drmomake) | 72.59 | 99% | 2018-04-16 |
| 2858. | Nick (nick1347) | 72.58 | 97% | 2020-02-07 |
| 2859. | riptide (riptide124) | 72.57 | 95% | 2021-07-30 |
| 2860. | Max (glowlight) | 72.57 | 97% | 2017-11-08 |
| 2861. | Spork4 (spork4) | 72.57 | 97% | 2018-09-01 |
| 2862. | Lol (fatsug) | 72.56 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
| 2863. | Dan (dcuaron) | 72.55 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
| 2864. | Dee (reeee24) | 72.53 | 96% | 2019-10-31 |
| 2865. | MasonColemak (masoncolemak) | 72.53 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 2866. | Seyoung (seyoung) | 72.53 | 97% | 2019-03-23 |
| 2867. | Saucter (saucter) | 72.51 | 95% | 2021-07-30 |
| 2868. | Aibek (aosmonov) | 72.50 | 97% | 2019-02-06 |
| 2869. | John (rileytolentino13) | 72.48 | 96% | 2018-06-22 |
| 2870. | Ant Hill (ant_hill) | 72.47 | 97% | 2020-10-02 |
| 2871. | Yujie Du (duyujie0817) | 72.47 | 98% | 2018-04-27 |
| 2872. | depebrhko (depebrhko) | 72.47 | 95% | 2018-08-16 |
| 2873. | ns (tkidlltk) | 72.46 | 97% | 2020-02-16 |
| 2874. | mrjeff (hoodiesd) | 72.46 | 97% | 2018-08-09 |
| 2875. | Raj2631 (raj2631) | 72.43 | 95% | 2020-04-19 |
| 2876. | Morin (lordgroovy) | 72.43 | 99% | 2019-12-03 |
| 2877. | Zoro_Waifu (grassintheapark) | 72.42 | 98% | 2018-11-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |