So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
19410. | Margaret (margaret) | 69.41 | — | 2008-08-09 |
19411. | Aman (aman123) | 69.41 | 92% | 2013-11-15 |
19412. | Rengri (rengri) | 69.40 | 97% | 2023-05-20 |
19413. | PrairieBaron (atbaron) | 69.40 | 94.5% | 2021-01-27 |
19414. | Emma (elfwinters) | 69.40 | 91% | 2017-04-12 |
19415. | yu (jayu94) | 69.40 | 93% | 2014-07-08 |
19416. | C (glnito) | 69.39 | 91% | 2016-02-01 |
19417. | abhishek (abh1tayal) | 69.39 | 93% | 2016-03-16 |
19418. | Lily (lilyflowa) | 69.39 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
19419. | Taxadd (deadpoet123) | 69.39 | 95% | 2023-05-21 |
19420. | Nick (itsaloof) | 69.39 | 97% | 2019-10-27 |
19421. | DotClassic (dotclassic) | 69.39 | 95% | 2013-03-28 |
19422. | Cheyenne (cheycc) | 69.39 | 97% | 2021-12-26 |
19423. | S (capanujan) | 69.39 | 90% | 2016-07-16 |
19424. | Phuc (tphuc112358) | 69.39 | 90% | 2013-12-17 |
19425. | MotherTrucker (jackyh98) | 69.39 | 96% | 2017-12-17 |
19426. | Sam (sharris11) | 69.38 | 96% | 2022-09-18 |
19427. | Zi Hao (im_getting_there) | 69.38 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
19428. | cheche (checheche) | 69.38 | 96% | 2014-10-17 |
19429. | Moriarty (reepchieep) | 69.38 | 97% | 2014-06-04 |
19430. | Jacob (rath130) | 69.38 | 97% | 2018-11-16 |
19431. | joon (fatninja645) | 69.37 | 99% | 2022-01-05 |
19432. | Johnny (limabean231) | 69.37 | 97% | 2019-12-16 |
19433. | Julien Galons (jugalons) | 69.37 | 96.8% | 2023-10-01 |
19434. | Long (bachthime) | 69.37 | 97% | 2022-03-22 |
19435. | Finnnnnnn (bigfinsfananza) | 69.37 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
19436. | Ruchir (ruchirtravadi) | 69.37 | 93% | 2012-04-02 |
19437. | KZ (kzzn) | 69.36 | 97% | 2022-03-06 |
19438. | Puntlander (jamaquube) | 69.36 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
19439. | DSH (didsh) | 69.36 | 90% | 2016-03-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |