The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9065. | Giorgis (kur_giorgis) | 90.83 | 96% | 2025-07-06 |
| 9066. | Heathe (hwhl) | 90.83 | 96% | 2015-10-26 |
| 9067. | Hayley (tobine) | 90.83 | 95% | 2014-10-12 |
| 9068. | Unohazelaar1955 (unohazelaa... | 90.82 | 97% | 2025-09-01 |
| 9069. | Mink (stuffmyjaws) | 90.82 | 95% | 2022-03-07 |
| 9070. | coco (kaijenlee) | 90.82 | 98% | 2025-11-13 |
| 9071. | Niemeyer (2023_new_racer) | 90.82 | 99% | 2023-11-12 |
| 9072. | Zoom Zoom (zoomzoomgelo) | 90.82 | 90% | 2014-03-20 |
| 9073. | Marc (marcmalha) | 90.81 | 98% | 2025-07-18 |
| 9074. | Allen (aloadingscreen) | 90.81 | 97.8% | 2023-12-24 |
| 9075. | Julien Galons (jugalons) | 90.81 | 98.7% | 2023-10-13 |
| 9076. | Mustafa (playb0yo) | 90.81 | 98% | 2014-04-29 |
| 9077. | Alex (hjackred) | 90.80 | 97% | 2026-05-21 |
| 9078. | Vasja (artemis358) | 90.80 | 97.5% | 2023-11-17 |
| 9079. | Dennis (dikkuh) | 90.80 | 95% | 2013-03-20 |
| 9080. | Do Right And Kill Everythin... | 90.80 | 92% | 2013-02-21 |
| 9081. | Cerb (cerberus17) | 90.79 | 97% | 2024-08-14 |
| 9082. | artix (artix595) | 90.79 | 96.8% | 2024-09-19 |
| 9083. | Questionable (questionablec... | 90.79 | 97% | 2020-10-15 |
| 9084. | Adas (auganov) | 90.79 | 96% | 2016-03-06 |
| 9085. | Destiny (luv2research) | 90.79 | 97% | 2015-03-23 |
| 9086. | Clippy (jesspacito) | 90.79 | 98% | 2021-07-04 |
| 9087. | k41tr14 (crispyseaweed429) | 90.79 | 96% | 2015-09-27 |
| 9088. | tstats[mm_food] (mm_food) | 90.78 | 95.7% | 2024-11-26 |
| 9089. | Jacob (jocose) | 90.78 | 99% | 2025-05-03 |
| 9090. | Derrick (victoryx5) | 90.78 | 97% | 2024-03-28 |
| 9091. | nil (nilmoe) | 90.78 | 92% | 2014-11-01 |
| 9092. | ben (panda_jellyfam) | 90.78 | 97% | 2021-11-02 |
| 9093. | Barry (rip21) | 90.78 | 98% | 2026-04-16 |
| 9094. | tesla (bgin) | 90.78 | — | 2010-05-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |