The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3323. | (brielso) | 121.78 | 97% | 2013-09-27 |
| 3324. | Bobby (haringtonl) | 121.78 | 97% | 2016-09-13 |
| 3325. | (wombatofdoom) | 121.78 | — | 2008-09-21 |
| 3326. | PUTTHETEXTABOVETHERACERS (k... | 121.77 | 99% | 2012-11-24 |
| 3327. | (thorium) | 121.77 | — | 2010-09-26 |
| 3328. | logan (loganx2000) | 121.76 | 99% | 2014-10-20 |
| 3329. | (sophomore) | 121.76 | — | 2009-08-20 |
| 3330. | soda (znil) | 121.75 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 3331. | (oliward) | 121.75 | 99% | 2021-05-22 |
| 3332. | (kingjeffxii) | 121.75 | 99.3% | 2021-02-05 |
| 3333. | (nether) | 121.75 | — | 2010-11-19 |
| 3334. | (athazagoraphobia) | 121.73 | 97% | 2020-06-12 |
| 3335. | guest (er8852852) | 121.73 | 98% | 2013-03-13 |
| 3336. | (newfingermap) | 121.72 | 98% | 2021-12-29 |
| 3337. | Alberti (albertibass) | 121.70 | 98% | 2021-04-19 |
| 3338. | Ronald (roanlds12345) | 121.70 | 99% | 2022-05-14 |
| 3339. | (vendain) | 121.68 | 98% | 2014-12-16 |
| 3340. | (rondoporgon) | 121.68 | 99% | 2014-09-29 |
| 3341. | (practicekiller) | 121.68 | — | 2010-04-28 |
| 3342. | Chirag (acureon) | 121.67 | 100% | 2013-08-19 |
| 3343. | (misterloki) | 121.67 | 95% | 2011-10-24 |
| 3344. | Ngan (greatness) | 121.65 | — | 2010-11-23 |
| 3345. | (ilovekirralee) | 121.64 | 97% | 2016-10-07 |
| 3346. | (swishy) | 121.64 | 95% | 2011-09-16 |
| 3347. | (brittanylovexo) | 121.64 | 99% | 2014-03-04 |
| 3348. | (eyjoy) | 121.64 | 99% | 2011-11-02 |
| 3349. | (windyreed) | 121.63 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
| 3350. | Badika (badika) | 121.63 | 94% | 2013-10-06 |
| 3351. | (iconoclasmic) | 121.63 | 99% | 2017-06-28 |
| 3352. | (markplnivo) | 121.62 | 99% | 2014-04-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |