The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8534. | misterkiem-dactyl-manuform ... | 90.87 | 97% | 2024-07-11 |
| 8535. | Kevin (yurts) | 90.87 | 95% | 2016-12-26 |
| 8536. | yong (coaleo) | 90.87 | 97.2% | 2024-07-26 |
| 8537. | Jordan (saidice) | 90.87 | 93% | 2012-11-26 |
| 8538. | lie (lie_mm) | 90.85 | 97% | 2022-02-09 |
| 8539. | Zeep (zeeppt) | 90.85 | 98% | 2022-10-05 |
| 8540. | Alexandre (malfortune) | 90.85 | 99% | 2021-12-21 |
| 8541. | Oneness (dreamtime) | 90.85 | 98.3% | 2024-11-19 |
| 8542. | Psychotic (psychoticx) | 90.84 | 96.2% | 2024-03-20 |
| 8543. | Blitz (athul) | 90.84 | 96% | 2017-02-23 |
| 8544. | Boyan (exey) | 90.84 | 94% | 2016-01-12 |
| 8545. | Heathe (hwhl) | 90.83 | 96% | 2015-10-26 |
| 8546. | Hayley (tobine) | 90.83 | 95% | 2014-10-12 |
| 8547. | Mink (stuffmyjaws) | 90.82 | 95% | 2022-03-07 |
| 8548. | Niemeyer (2023_new_racer) | 90.82 | 99% | 2023-11-12 |
| 8549. | Zoom Zoom (zoomzoomgelo) | 90.82 | 90% | 2014-03-20 |
| 8550. | Allen (aloadingscreen) | 90.81 | 97.8% | 2023-12-24 |
| 8551. | Julien Galons (jugalons) | 90.81 | 98.7% | 2023-10-13 |
| 8552. | keke (hpchco) | 90.81 | 97% | 2022-03-13 |
| 8553. | Mustafa (playb0yo) | 90.81 | 98% | 2014-04-29 |
| 8554. | Vasja (artemis358) | 90.80 | 97.5% | 2023-11-17 |
| 8555. | Dennis (dikkuh) | 90.80 | 95% | 2013-03-20 |
| 8556. | Do Right And Kill Everythin... | 90.80 | 92% | 2013-02-21 |
| 8557. | Cerb (cerberus17) | 90.79 | 97% | 2024-08-14 |
| 8558. | artix (artix595) | 90.79 | 96.8% | 2024-09-19 |
| 8559. | Questionable (questionablec... | 90.79 | 97% | 2020-10-15 |
| 8560. | Adas (auganov) | 90.79 | 96% | 2016-03-06 |
| 8561. | Destiny (luv2research) | 90.79 | 97% | 2015-03-23 |
| 8562. | Clippy (jesspacito) | 90.79 | 98% | 2021-07-04 |
| 8563. | k41tr14 (crispyseaweed429) | 90.79 | 96% | 2015-09-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |