Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4427. | Sephiroth (jukethehitman) | 52.44 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
| 4428. | jithin (jithinjoseph) | 52.44 | 95% | 2018-09-12 |
| 4429. | Adrian (zyncox) | 52.42 | 93% | 2018-06-09 |
| 4430. | Gary (vision_123) | 52.42 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
| 4431. | dovah (dovahkira) | 52.41 | 94% | 2018-03-30 |
| 4432. | Jakub (hovnonaprdeli) | 52.40 | 95% | 2018-02-16 |
| 4433. | Muhammad (hibbanduta) | 52.34 | 98% | 2017-12-02 |
| 4434. | swetha (swethaesp) | 52.31 | 96% | 2019-11-11 |
| 4435. | Dave (cunners123) | 52.31 | 97% | 2018-04-04 |
| 4436. | max (himunesh) | 52.31 | 96% | 2017-12-29 |
| 4437. | Tremo (ahmedtremo) | 52.30 | 98% | 2017-09-03 |
| 4438. | 1234 (wawidonteven) | 52.26 | 94% | 2018-01-13 |
| 4439. | Noiem (smnoiem) | 52.26 | 96% | 2019-04-18 |
| 4440. | John (139511) | 52.25 | 95% | 2018-04-11 |
| 4441. | Speedwalker (speedwalker68) | 52.21 | 98% | 2021-07-28 |
| 4442. | Andres (andr35) | 52.18 | 98% | 2018-01-24 |
| 4443. | Portia (phvdb) | 52.16 | 94% | 2017-09-27 |
| 4444. | Alex (alexaaaaa) | 52.15 | 94% | 2018-09-23 |
| 4445. | awooomeh (twnoob) | 52.15 | 96% | 2019-09-21 |
| 4446. | liam (liamtangg) | 52.14 | 96% | 2018-12-03 |
| 4447. | Sandie (sandiestorm) | 52.13 | 97% | 2019-09-29 |
| 4448. | Oscar (oheim) | 52.13 | 97% | 2018-03-08 |
| 4449. | Md Ubaid (mdubaid_ulllah000) | 52.12 | 92% | 2021-08-11 |
| 4450. | Alo (alooo) | 52.10 | 98% | 2019-11-12 |
| 4451. | Zane (zschawang) | 52.09 | 95% | 2019-08-21 |
| 4452. | Krisztián (astrokrisz) | 52.09 | 95% | 2019-01-02 |
| 4453. | Bektur (bektur) | 52.08 | 95% | 2017-12-06 |
| 4454. | Anish (bira_01) | 52.07 | 96% | 2021-08-11 |
| 4455. | Joseph (bnnes714) | 52.07 | 95% | 2021-08-11 |
| 4456. | a (stanrude) | 52.07 | 97% | 2018-10-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |