And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10671. | Nick (bluepenredpen) | 96.35 | 98% | 2021-04-29 |
| 10672. | Grant (eternalstudent) | 96.35 | 98% | 2021-12-19 |
| 10673. | Martha (martharea) | 96.35 | — | 2010-09-10 |
| 10674. | Matthias (reiwok) | 96.35 | 98% | 2014-11-16 |
| 10675. | (」ﾟヘﾟ)」 (deafening) | 96.35 | 95% | 2012-01-07 |
| 10676. | Joshua (vot1_bear) | 96.35 | 97% | 2014-01-10 |
| 10677. | Jeanluc (batterydc) | 96.35 | 88% | 2012-09-15 |
| 10678. | dement (dement29) | 96.34 | 97% | 2021-12-09 |
| 10679. | Matthew (mawalker66) | 96.34 | 100% | 2020-10-30 |
| 10680. | Zarius (zarius) | 96.34 | 98% | 2011-12-10 |
| 10681. | SAMEER (sameerrajimwale) | 96.34 | 98% | 2013-05-30 |
| 10682. | nguyễn (nguyenvuvhc) | 96.33 | 95% | 2011-06-19 |
| 10683. | " " (jawnny) | 96.32 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
| 10684. | Thomas (buttnuggetchiu) | 96.32 | 97% | 2023-06-11 |
| 10685. | 🐀 (idfr37) | 96.32 | 97.7% | 2023-07-21 |
| 10686. | Verity (verity_2) | 96.32 | 90% | 2013-07-22 |
| 10687. | Wabie (wabie) | 96.31 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
| 10688. | akash (phantom_07) | 96.31 | 98% | 2021-07-16 |
| 10689. | Lawrence (imetsia) | 96.31 | 97% | 2020-10-11 |
| 10690. | Jakkrij (bank32) | 96.31 | 97% | 2015-12-16 |
| 10691. | Lokesh (call2lokesh) | 96.31 | — | 2008-09-02 |
| 10692. | Benjamin (fatjammin) | 96.30 | 99% | 2018-09-02 |
| 10693. | Changwoo (changwoopie) | 96.30 | 96% | 2022-07-22 |
| 10694. | natalie (nnathangames) | 96.30 | 96% | 2022-02-01 |
| 10695. | Baris (rottened) | 96.30 | 95% | 2016-01-06 |
| 10696. | Alfred (alfiealfie) | 96.29 | 98% | 2014-03-21 |
| 10697. | Jifabulix (jifabulix) | 96.29 | 98% | 2020-01-06 |
| 10698. | krwong11 (krwong11) | 96.29 | 96% | 2022-06-13 |
| 10699. | Eliud (inggoodface) | 96.29 | 89% | 2015-11-05 |
| 10700. | Hao (truonganhhao) | 96.29 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |