The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2485. | Nick (xsagacious) | 114.41 | — | 2010-03-04 |
| 2486. | Switch (switch) | 114.41 | — | 2009-05-24 |
| 2487. | Fast (kingeric) | 114.41 | 91% | 2013-09-03 |
| 2488. | jello_jello (jello_jello) | 114.40 | 100% | 2021-07-18 |
| 2489. | Huy (huynguyen) | 114.40 | 96% | 2012-04-01 |
| 2490. | Lord (lordduran) | 114.39 | 94% | 2016-05-01 |
| 2491. | bread (breadbubble) | 114.38 | 91% | 2015-06-06 |
| 2492. | S (sestevens) | 114.38 | — | 2010-12-18 |
| 2493. | Scott (smcgic) | 114.37 | 99% | 2022-09-29 |
| 2494. | Breeze (driftbreeze) | 114.36 | 99.8% | 2023-10-31 |
| 2495. | Austin (_8(|) (atrain742) | 114.36 | 99% | 2018-10-19 |
| 2496. | training hard (slj111) | 114.36 | 100% | 2021-05-21 |
| 2497. | OmarTheFast (omarthefast) | 114.34 | 99% | 2022-09-28 |
| 2498. | Eddy (eddybueser) | 114.34 | 97% | 2015-01-03 |
| 2499. | Shiasuni (shiasuni) | 114.33 | 99% | 2021-10-28 |
| 2500. | xSora (xsora) | 114.33 | 99% | 2021-11-10 |
| 2501. | (welltwell) | 114.32 | 97% | 2021-07-24 |
| 2502. | Bob (peanut2) | 114.32 | 99% | 2011-11-26 |
| 2503. | ndtn (kurachi) | 114.32 | — | 2010-04-12 |
| 2504. | M (nazarene7) | 114.30 | 97.6% | 2023-08-19 |
| 2505. | Amanda (mandapanda806) | 114.30 | — | 2009-01-29 |
| 2506. | Fuzzy the Great (fuzzythegr... | 114.30 | 98% | 2018-12-20 |
| 2507. | invjac (invjac) | 114.28 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
| 2508. | UrNm (shushworld) | 114.28 | 96% | 2016-05-02 |
| 2509. | Bellatrix (crissj) | 114.28 | 97% | 2013-12-08 |
| 2510. | Sarym (_sarim_) | 114.28 | 97% | 2017-11-15 |
| 2511. | Andrew (mizdachubz) | 114.27 | 98% | 2015-03-12 |
| 2512. | ivan (gaze) | 114.27 | — | 2010-05-22 |
| 2513. | Andrew (swishy) | 114.26 | 95% | 2011-07-21 |
| 2514. | - (ndca) | 114.25 | 99% | 2023-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |