As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 168. | redzic (super33) | 151.92 | 99.5% | 2025-04-29 |
| 169. | zetria (primalknight) | 151.71 | 98.2% | 2023-10-08 |
| 170. | (barfing) | 151.70 | 98% | 2024-11-22 |
| 171. | N/A (notapplicable) | 151.67 | 100% | 2018-10-21 |
| 172. | (veriston) | 151.53 | 98.9% | 2023-06-17 |
| 173. | Poma Bean 🫛 (kerb_berb) | 151.38 | 99.1% | 2024-11-22 |
| 174. | unreal (onetruegodniccage) | 151.31 | 95% | 2016-12-22 |
| 175. | Dylan (dr_gammaray) | 151.19 | 100% | 2022-03-29 |
| 176. | guy (grayeyes) | 151.07 | 98% | 2021-11-06 |
| 177. | sigmas (fortnitegyatt) | 151.05 | 98.4% | 2024-05-15 |
| 178. | happy Earth Day! (splatterd... | 151.01 | 98% | 2023-04-30 |
| 179. | Eksany (sany5505) | 150.97 | 100% | 2020-07-07 |
| 180. | will (willburt) | 150.95 | 98% | 2022-10-29 |
| 181. | Mr. lee's expository writin... | 150.72 | 100% | 2019-01-29 |
| 182. | zzz (nonquitsetsuna) | 150.70 | 97% | 2023-06-16 |
| 183. | parek (prki) | 150.57 | 99% | 2022-01-13 |
| 184. | (pastashapes) | 150.29 | 98.3% | 2025-05-04 |
| 185. | ⦗🧛⦘ ⦓☾✹✯𝚅... | 150.22 | 98% | 2018-01-04 |
| 186. | acey (aceycanttype) | 150.21 | 99% | 2024-04-12 |
| 187. | schollie (schollie) | 150.19 | 98% | 2018-06-16 |
| 188. | Kevin (moffitt) | 150.05 | 98% | 2021-11-27 |
| 189. | incendiary (returnoftheince... | 150.00 | 99% | 2021-12-19 |
| 190. | (mrschoolboy) | 149.82 | 99% | 2025-04-08 |
| 191. | (valikor) | 149.81 | 97% | 2016-12-07 |
| 192. | Slow (slow_loris) | 149.80 | 96% | 2015-09-01 |
| 193. | Rob (waboo386) | 149.78 | 96% | 2015-06-26 |
| 194. | wlue (wlue) | 149.72 | 95% | 2015-06-08 |
| 195. | huessy (independencyy) | 149.68 | 97% | 2024-06-21 |
| 196. | Sven (stupidsven) | 149.55 | 99% | 2016-06-06 |
| 197. | Teru (vuttar) | 149.51 | 97% | 2016-08-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |