The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23191. | TheHurriedRabbit (thehurrie... | 67.15 | 95% | 2023-04-21 |
| 23192. | Marlo (the_law_ph) | 67.15 | 94% | 2021-05-10 |
| 23193. | Neilio (lagwagone) | 67.15 | 98% | 2014-10-13 |
| 23194. | Mark (texasranger) | 67.15 | 94% | 2012-03-18 |
| 23195. | Honda (elnaz) | 67.15 | 97% | 2012-04-28 |
| 23196. | urhaairybllsck (urhaairybll... | 67.14 | 96% | 2023-07-08 |
| 23197. | Roz (roz5) | 67.14 | 96% | 2020-10-07 |
| 23198. | Jared (eaggz_nutz) | 67.14 | 94% | 2022-02-28 |
| 23199. | mgupta (mgupta1410) | 67.14 | 94% | 2017-02-17 |
| 23200. | Josh (mysticboy) | 67.14 | 92% | 2015-04-22 |
| 23201. | David (david_nguyen21) | 67.13 | 95% | 2021-11-03 |
| 23202. | Joe (joedaho) | 67.13 | 97% | 2018-01-22 |
| 23203. | Marko (m_boychuk) | 67.13 | 97% | 2023-05-25 |
| 23204. | grerple (grerple) | 67.13 | — | 2010-02-16 |
| 23205. | Rus (ruzzzz) | 67.13 | — | 2009-09-03 |
| 23206. | ricky (rickysingh2004) | 67.13 | 95% | 2015-03-09 |
| 23207. | Grzegorz (gorix) | 67.12 | 99% | 2016-11-27 |
| 23208. | Kelvinhbo (kelvinhbo) | 67.12 | 98% | 2023-07-29 |
| 23209. | Parvez (par_vez) | 67.12 | 96% | 2023-03-14 |
| 23210. | sat (sattypants) | 67.12 | 96% | 2021-05-11 |
| 23211. | Someone (_some_one_) | 67.12 | 97.4% | 2021-02-18 |
| 23212. | Jacky (jackyjac) | 67.12 | 96% | 2021-09-25 |
| 23213. | Daniel (minqz) | 67.12 | 95% | 2022-10-08 |
| 23214. | Manish (manishmalaviya) | 67.12 | 97% | 2017-04-08 |
| 23215. | jz (kokosha) | 67.12 | 98% | 2017-08-26 |
| 23216. | Anthony (lusakalion) | 67.11 | 98% | 2022-09-26 |
| 23217. | Joel (joeljohnstone) | 67.11 | 95% | 2022-06-07 |
| 23218. | Dylan (rewilder) | 67.11 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 23219. | ny (ynouros) | 67.11 | 96% | 2022-04-21 |
| 23220. | Burrito (burritolord) | 67.11 | 92% | 2014-12-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |