And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14980. | Sven (vlakz) | 87.78 | 97% | 2017-07-16 |
| 14981. | mh (mhan) | 87.78 | 93% | 2013-09-13 |
| 14982. | 259 (advent259) | 87.77 | 98% | 2021-08-02 |
| 14983. | Louis-Ferdinand (bagatelles) | 87.77 | 96.8% | 2023-08-22 |
| 14984. | Nick (hyydee_) | 87.77 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
| 14985. | James (bobloblawslawblog) | 87.77 | 88% | 2013-07-23 |
| 14986. | jjpogi (jjpogi) | 87.77 | 97% | 2013-07-22 |
| 14987. | Typo (fingooli) | 87.77 | 97% | 2015-09-11 |
| 14988. | Seyoung (seyoung) | 87.77 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 14989. | jack (jackracer23) | 87.77 | 97% | 2017-12-30 |
| 14990. | Lesya (lesyalackey) | 87.76 | 97% | 2017-10-06 |
| 14991. | Richard (jjjxxx) | 87.76 | 99% | 2022-05-31 |
| 14992. | Kyle (zerpy) | 87.76 | 91% | 2015-10-01 |
| 14993. | Pandancement (sheaththerogue) | 87.76 | 98% | 2022-10-15 |
| 14994. | Stephen (brenns10) | 87.76 | 93% | 2015-01-30 |
| 14995. | daniel3131 (daniel3131) | 87.76 | 96% | 2018-12-06 |
| 14996. | ore (orezee) | 87.75 | 98% | 2017-05-04 |
| 14997. | Nolan (nolangreub) | 87.75 | 98% | 2020-10-20 |
| 14998. | Isaac (dolemitesundae) | 87.75 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 14999. | Nico (nicabru) | 87.75 | 96% | 2013-09-30 |
| 15000. | Khoa (sasukekhoa) | 87.75 | 94% | 2013-03-17 |
| 15001. | little (littleruiness) | 87.75 | 94% | 2016-05-06 |
| 15002. | Arsenal (arsenal_) | 87.74 | 97% | 2022-09-16 |
| 15003. | Melvyn (melv012) | 87.74 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 15004. | Boom (moeroach) | 87.73 | 95% | 2012-05-15 |
| 15005. | Birdman (birdman13) | 87.73 | 97% | 2023-04-10 |
| 15006. | Merlin (mmiller12) | 87.73 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
| 15007. | Scorbite (mudeku) | 87.72 | — | 2009-02-26 |
| 15008. | dnic (dnic) | 87.72 | 97% | 2022-06-20 |
| 15009. | Damir Talipov (mirtal) | 87.72 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |