I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5292. | Welcome to Brazil (thunder02) | 98.22 | 98% | 2020-04-07 |
| 5293. | Syie (shinze) | 98.21 | 98% | 2021-10-29 |
| 5294. | Javier (dude_brah_man) | 98.21 | 96% | 2012-03-14 |
| 5295. | Tom (nozomikat) | 98.21 | 95% | 2016-10-21 |
| 5296. | rohan (roni_goswami9) | 98.20 | 98% | 2022-12-31 |
| 5297. | Dan (ghamie) | 98.20 | 85% | 2013-02-11 |
| 5298. | bronze (thebronzesword) | 98.20 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
| 5299. | Daryl (s3m3nd3m0n69) | 98.20 | 97% | 2020-12-09 |
| 5300. | Vy (shiweist) | 98.20 | 99% | 2016-04-28 |
| 5301. | KON (kon2114) | 98.20 | 95% | 2011-06-24 |
| 5302. | Aidan (_addicted) | 98.19 | 97% | 2021-06-10 |
| 5303. | Hayk (hayk) | 98.18 | 97% | 2011-05-11 |
| 5304. | Alex (arandazzo829) | 98.17 | 91% | 2013-04-07 |
| 5305. | Lexeme (lexeme) | 98.16 | 99% | 2012-07-10 |
| 5306. | mptj (mptj) | 98.16 | 95% | 2015-06-30 |
| 5307. | MIKA (oniichan69) | 98.15 | 96% | 2022-08-04 |
| 5308. | Allan (allandallon) | 98.14 | 99% | 2019-10-01 |
| 5309. | Human (humane) | 98.14 | 100% | 2013-05-02 |
| 5310. | DwarvenCraft (olegi) | 98.14 | 95% | 2017-03-21 |
| 5311. | Christian (the_tian) | 98.14 | 98% | 2013-05-05 |
| 5312. | Eugene (entilaren) | 98.14 | 94% | 2016-09-29 |
| 5313. | Ethan (smdictionary) | 98.13 | 99% | 2012-02-29 |
| 5314. | Matt (steward) | 98.13 | — | 2011-03-28 |
| 5315. | Release from the pain (abod... | 98.12 | 97.8% | 2023-06-25 |
| 5316. | 🐢🐢🐢🐢 (amogh1420) | 98.11 | 98% | 2021-02-04 |
| 5317. | Newton (nklflips) | 98.11 | 97% | 2022-12-01 |
| 5318. | wilky (flamowox) | 98.11 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| 5319. | Ya (danielstroby) | 98.11 | 97% | 2017-10-19 |
| 5320. | Brandon (kempy92) | 98.11 | 97% | 2014-05-22 |
| 5321. | Adam (eidolons) | 98.11 | — | 2008-11-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |