As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4582. | pasha (pashatoper) | 99.74 | 98% | 2018-10-01 |
| 4583. | Sam (sam16975) | 99.73 | 98% | 2025-12-26 |
| 4584. | shaun (shaun1234) | 99.71 | 95% | 2017-04-24 |
| 4585. | Bobisdog (bobisdog) | 99.69 | 98% | 2019-02-20 |
| 4586. | 响Clicky响 (meraki01) | 99.68 | 98% | 2024-03-15 |
| 4587. | 响Clicky响 (alfredtan1021) | 99.68 | 98% | 2024-03-15 |
| 4588. | Andres (lobosolitario) | 99.68 | 97.8% | 2025-01-23 |
| 4589. | hello vro 😭💔 (hellocro) | 99.67 | 97% | 2024-12-17 |
| 4590. | 2fast4u (twofastfouryou) | 99.67 | 97% | 2024-01-17 |
| 4591. | Sam (halloween_sam) | 99.67 | 99% | 2023-09-21 |
| 4592. | De9mond (uniwite) | 99.66 | 96.9% | 2023-12-02 |
| 4593. | //// (francov2) | 99.66 | 99% | 2020-06-19 |
| 4594. | Kim (causes1) | 99.66 | 95% | 2016-03-17 |
| 4595. | Guest (hjkl0) | 99.66 | 94% | 2016-05-21 |
| 4596. | Fast (gt_c) | 99.65 | 96% | 2021-06-15 |
| 4597. | Tim (idiotaaa) | 99.64 | 98% | 2021-05-01 |
| 4598. | Dennis Williams (lidertitu) | 99.63 | 96% | 2025-04-17 |
| 4599. | dvorak (div_dvorak) | 99.63 | 95.8% | 2023-09-12 |
| 4600. | no, don't. (photo_capture) | 99.63 | 98% | 2020-02-03 |
| 4601. | ob1 (ob1sly) | 99.63 | 99% | 2021-01-26 |
| 4602. | You're doing great (e11iuom) | 99.62 | 97.2% | 2024-06-23 |
| 4603. | yethaplaya (yethaplaya) | 99.62 | 97% | 2023-07-19 |
| 4604. | w👀u (weyesu) | 99.62 | 99% | 2021-04-17 |
| 4605. | twój (visionaryblender) | 99.62 | 92% | 2017-03-07 |
| 4606. | Jason (jb33000) | 99.62 | 97% | 2018-08-03 |
| 4607. | Dejan (dejanonspeed) | 99.60 | 99% | 2025-09-26 |
| 4608. | cryo (jwalpuck) | 99.60 | 98% | 2015-07-22 |
| 4609. | Potato (riyer) | 99.60 | 98% | 2017-06-13 |
| 4610. | OP99 (overpowered99) | 99.59 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 4611. | Danny (dannyzzzzz) | 99.58 | 99% | 2021-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |