So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23442. | Patrick (rubby) | 62.92 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 23443. | CJ (salasberryfin) | 62.91 | 95% | 2017-04-02 |
| 23444. | RottenMouse (rotten_mouse) | 62.91 | 96% | 2023-07-21 |
| 23445. | Emily (sillyem) | 62.91 | 96% | 2014-11-30 |
| 23446. | Mohammed (ledger67) | 62.91 | 96% | 2021-04-24 |
| 23447. | pan (jjerry143) | 62.91 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 23448. | Rahul (gautamrahul) | 62.91 | 93% | 2012-08-21 |
| 23449. | Brooklyn (noraqs99) | 62.90 | 95% | 2023-05-16 |
| 23450. | OrangeJuicer (arskiir) | 62.90 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 23451. | Hatzkhamenei (hatzkhamenei) | 62.90 | 93% | 2016-11-07 |
| 23452. | Taavi (taavi) | 62.90 | 98% | 2012-08-10 |
| 23453. | Jack (jacksmurthwaite) | 62.90 | 95% | 2017-12-29 |
| 23454. | Jeff (jeffmark2000) | 62.89 | 96% | 2015-01-20 |
| 23455. | AyuAnchor (ayu_anchor) | 62.89 | 97% | 2023-04-02 |
| 23456. | Luhkoh (luhkoh) | 62.89 | 95.8% | 2023-10-20 |
| 23457. | t (timorgilad) | 62.89 | — | 2010-03-04 |
| 23458. | 🌊 (hobeats) | 62.88 | 95% | 2022-06-02 |
| 23459. | Benjamin (benco) | 62.88 | 95% | 2011-08-05 |
| 23460. | al_on_pc (al_on_pc) | 62.88 | 96% | 2018-11-20 |
| 23461. | Richard (richardbautista) | 62.88 | 91% | 2011-06-24 |
| 23462. | Â (ntandem) | 62.88 | 95% | 2018-06-22 |
| 23463. | annie (abbagab) | 62.88 | — | 2011-01-26 |
| 23464. | S1rlancerlott (s1rlancerlott) | 62.87 | 92% | 2015-11-04 |
| 23465. | John (battlepantssw) | 62.87 | 96% | 2020-10-01 |
| 23466. | Aries Vince (arvj9) | 62.87 | 96% | 2021-05-31 |
| 23467. | SpongeBob (cerealkila) | 62.87 | 96% | 2021-06-09 |
| 23468. | NULL; (ny_typing) | 62.87 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 23469. | Nick (nspinner) | 62.87 | — | 2008-11-18 |
| 23470. | Ivan (breadguru) | 62.86 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
| 23471. | nawpaw (nawpaw) | 62.86 | 97% | 2019-04-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |