Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 835. | ifndef (ifndef) | 95.98 | 98% | 2018-09-26 |
| 836. | Thengil (thengil) | 95.98 | 98% | 2019-09-15 |
| 837. | Duy (fooom) | 95.93 | 98% | 2019-11-23 |
| 838. | Salman (blackstrobe) | 95.93 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 839. | Rosy (rosyport) | 95.91 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 840. | Giane (giane) | 95.89 | 98% | 2017-12-12 |
| 841. | TripleEggCake (jpavel) | 95.82 | 99% | 2017-10-31 |
| 842. | tstats[isakooooo] (isakooooo) | 95.80 | 96% | 2019-11-25 |
| 843. | Andrew (awand0806) | 95.79 | 99% | 2021-07-29 |
| 844. | Christina (xtinayoun99) | 95.78 | 98% | 2019-07-10 |
| 845. | J (dingkid) | 95.74 | 97% | 2020-08-06 |
| 846. | GOTEM (zedd56) | 95.74 | 97% | 2018-10-01 |
| 847. | Korn (themageduck) | 95.74 | 96% | 2018-09-14 |
| 848. | Anshul (cononcus) | 95.74 | 97% | 2017-09-08 |
| 849. | Carter (calgaryracer) | 95.73 | 98% | 2018-03-20 |
| 850. | Nolan (diegonolan) | 95.72 | 98% | 2017-12-28 |
| 851. | Aaron (mrduckface32) | 95.67 | 97% | 2017-12-06 |
| 852. | Muslem (muslimomar) | 95.66 | 97% | 2020-07-06 |
| 853. | Breeze (driftbreeze) | 95.64 | 99% | 2020-05-26 |
| 854. | Salmon (pillowend) | 95.63 | 98% | 2020-10-23 |
| 855. | soldano (soldano) | 95.62 | 99% | 2020-09-12 |
| 856. | Halfyam (halfyam) | 95.62 | 99% | 2020-01-03 |
| 857. | x (mxlxdx) | 95.61 | 97% | 2018-11-06 |
| 858. | Alex (alexpizarroj) | 95.61 | 97% | 2019-05-04 |
| 859. | Meet (mhscool) | 95.59 | 99% | 2018-06-27 |
| 860. | marvin (magnimarve) | 95.58 | 97% | 2018-01-22 |
| 861. | Kevin (lin6625) | 95.57 | 98% | 2018-06-27 |
| 862. | Susie (susieq22) | 95.56 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 863. | Usman (usmanmajeed12) | 95.48 | 97% | 2018-10-20 |
| 864. | Brian (softero) | 95.47 | 99% | 2018-08-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |