I make my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good. I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.
—from Dirty Laundry, a song by Don Henley
Active since July 25, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2014. | Grayson (echotrademarked) | 96.80 | 99% | 2018-12-10 |
| 2015. | Clat (klesum) | 96.79 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
| 2016. | Jun (akiboard) | 96.79 | 97% | 2019-12-15 |
| 2017. | Sunny (netherlight) | 96.79 | 98% | 2020-08-03 |
| 2018. | Andy (andyjg47) | 96.78 | 99% | 2019-02-13 |
| 2019. | josh (cubuff8) | 96.78 | 96% | 2020-01-11 |
| 2020. | Will (willmovie) | 96.77 | 98% | 2020-03-25 |
| 2021. | Kristian (kristiant) | 96.76 | 95% | 2018-02-18 |
| 2022. | Sian Caleb (promechanics) | 96.76 | 98% | 2019-10-03 |
| 2023. | Jackie (laserelite) | 96.72 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
| 2024. | Hannah (hannahjoyjoy) | 96.66 | 99% | 2018-09-01 |
| 2025. | leodore (rxalityy) | 96.66 | 95% | 2018-12-14 |
| 2026. | Jin (derherro) | 96.65 | 98% | 2020-04-20 |
| 2027. | alice (alicejessicax) | 96.63 | 97% | 2017-11-23 |
| 2028. | Jaren (waff13cak3) | 96.61 | 97% | 2017-08-04 |
| 2029. | Adrian (ronquiaj) | 96.59 | 97% | 2020-08-09 |
| 2030. | tristen (unitristen) | 96.56 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 2031. | Zach (morcheeba) | 96.56 | 98% | 2020-01-05 |
| 2032. | Edward (edthemetalhead) | 96.54 | 98% | 2017-11-11 |
| 2033. | jazon (nozaaaj) | 96.54 | 97% | 2017-09-14 |
| 2034. | Mike (jewunit) | 96.52 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 2035. | Name (You) (vergajo) | 96.52 | 97% | 2020-02-27 |
| 2036. | Sweet Wort (sweetwort) | 96.50 | 99% | 2020-10-21 |
| 2037. | Kevin (kevinmeseeyou) | 96.47 | 99% | 2020-10-03 |
| 2038. | Allen (coraza) | 96.45 | 98% | 2019-05-27 |
| 2039. | Brian (briansunn) | 96.45 | 96% | 2018-09-18 |
| 2040. | Mendel (mendeljacks) | 96.44 | 97% | 2020-02-19 |
| 2041. | Albert (jabamabird) | 96.44 | 98% | 2019-02-26 |
| 2042. | Sebastian (bruceyu) | 96.43 | 97% | 2020-12-19 |
| 2043. | shui (sammi76) | 96.42 | 99% | 2017-12-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 12,176 | 84.26 | July 25, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 18 | 75.34 | June 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 13 | 98.57 | December 7, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |