And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15352. | Ulrik (fnystal) | 87.41 | — | 2011-03-14 |
| 15353. | Steven (seksiartist) | 87.41 | 96% | 2015-01-09 |
| 15354. | Dhanat (nat45) | 87.40 | 96% | 2020-09-21 |
| 15355. | Aymscird (aymscird) | 87.40 | 98% | 2021-07-17 |
| 15356. | karim (new_function7785) | 87.40 | 97.9% | 2023-08-20 |
| 15357. | Risan (ptrrsn_1) | 87.40 | — | 2009-06-04 |
| 15358. | Miguel (mp.gomes89@gmail.com) | 87.40 | 97% | 2015-01-27 |
| 15359. | Laura (lberton8) | 87.40 | 96% | 2011-08-22 |
| 15360. | emu (emu995) | 87.40 | 97% | 2012-04-15 |
| 15361. | George (geoju) | 87.39 | 97% | 2022-04-02 |
| 15362. | Nalin (prsdnln) | 87.39 | 96% | 2014-04-23 |
| 15363. | Alex (mlex) | 87.39 | — | 2011-02-17 |
| 15364. | Arsen (punkbooster) | 87.39 | 99% | 2019-05-06 |
| 15365. | azalanur (a1s_sniper) | 87.38 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 15366. | silvik (silvik_) | 87.38 | 94% | 2021-12-10 |
| 15367. | ㅤ (pinktortoise) | 87.38 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
| 15368. | dvorak learner (jasonlawl) | 87.37 | 97% | 2023-01-29 |
| 15369. | Shush (mlkshkle) | 87.37 | 96% | 2023-03-20 |
| 15370. | Bat-Amgalan (mambatukaa) | 87.37 | 97% | 2022-08-28 |
| 15371. | AK (akar28) | 87.37 | 97% | 2021-04-09 |
| 15372. | I really suk (cornmaster0411) | 87.37 | 98% | 2021-10-10 |
| 15373. | Kian (adkas13) | 87.37 | 95.7% | 2021-02-21 |
| 15374. | idol gelo (bagtengbadjaw15) | 87.37 | 97% | 2013-07-10 |
| 15375. | TopGUN (wayhowma) | 87.37 | 97% | 2018-08-14 |
| 15376. | Xavier (flavorjunction) | 87.36 | 98% | 2015-05-07 |
| 15377. | Manó (thesuperm) | 87.36 | 95% | 2016-10-21 |
| 15378. | CornPacs (cornpacs) | 87.36 | 97% | 2021-11-19 |
| 15379. | bell (bell125) | 87.36 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
| 15380. | Daniel (stan_gfriend) | 87.36 | 96% | 2020-11-07 |
| 15381. | Steve (spahun13) | 87.36 | — | 2010-05-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |