So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26093. | (bikram) | 58.34 | 92% | 2014-04-16 |
| 26094. | (belindayuan) | 58.34 | 96% | 2013-04-08 |
| 26095. | (yass_mg) | 58.33 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
| 26096. | (rayghaddad) | 58.33 | 94% | 2016-08-18 |
| 26097. | vishi (vishisaxena) | 58.33 | 98% | 2017-08-17 |
| 26098. | (bradley012412) | 58.33 | 85% | 2014-07-15 |
| 26099. | (dieagui) | 58.32 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
| 26100. | Simmons1 (_simmons) | 58.32 | 91.7% | 2021-02-12 |
| 26101. | (13steinj) | 58.32 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
| 26102. | (pykethtitan) | 58.32 | 95.5% | 2021-01-28 |
| 26103. | (muhammadshahid) | 58.32 | 97% | 2018-05-11 |
| 26104. | (hariagra) | 58.32 | 93% | 2012-10-21 |
| 26105. | (hok30) | 58.31 | — | 2009-08-13 |
| 26106. | (goku_64) | 58.31 | 93% | 2023-08-31 |
| 26107. | (phen94) | 58.31 | 96% | 2020-01-20 |
| 26108. | (__woozy__) | 58.31 | 96% | 2022-11-08 |
| 26109. | (jimmy61210) | 58.30 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
| 26110. | (1whiteblack1) | 58.30 | 96% | 2023-04-25 |
| 26111. | (mkahsanuddin) | 58.30 | 95% | 2012-11-14 |
| 26112. | (trystal) | 58.30 | 93% | 2016-04-09 |
| 26113. | (tuyennt010989) | 58.30 | 91% | 2012-10-18 |
| 26114. | (incred) | 58.30 | 91% | 2012-06-11 |
| 26115. | (vuvule) | 58.30 | 93% | 2013-06-11 |
| 26116. | (damnitdave) | 58.29 | 95% | 2022-06-09 |
| 26117. | (benlvn) | 58.29 | 91% | 2013-08-17 |
| 26118. | (bedda) | 58.29 | 98% | 2022-12-27 |
| 26119. | Shahraz (shahrazakhter) | 58.29 | 94% | 2023-07-28 |
| 26120. | (galya_88) | 58.29 | 96% | 2021-06-19 |
| 26121. | (murungru) | 58.29 | 93% | 2013-09-01 |
| 26122. | (ashery) | 58.29 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |