And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7825. | (nighthawk510) | 102.81 | 96.7% | 2023-09-14 |
| 7826. | (arandomgiggle) | 102.81 | 93% | 2014-07-13 |
| 7827. | Bruh how can i get into mid... | 102.81 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
| 7828. | Shane (shane_woosh) | 102.80 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 7829. | (mymomsaysimspecial) | 102.80 | 97% | 2014-09-10 |
| 7830. | (housepeople) | 102.80 | 97% | 2013-09-10 |
| 7831. | (chaosgoat92) | 102.79 | 99% | 2022-03-01 |
| 7832. | Brad (bwolo) | 102.79 | 93% | 2016-01-20 |
| 7833. | (whoas1988) | 102.79 | 96% | 2018-06-05 |
| 7834. | (lumbartgenzo) | 102.79 | — | 2010-02-23 |
| 7835. | Justyn (justynb) | 102.79 | 98% | 2013-12-03 |
| 7836. | Wouter (pixelgasm) | 102.79 | 97% | 2011-10-03 |
| 7837. | (decus111) | 102.79 | 91% | 2016-02-06 |
| 7838. | (notraeign) | 102.78 | 97% | 2022-01-06 |
| 7839. | (ginadoerpbis) | 102.78 | — | 2011-01-30 |
| 7840. | (iownyoujk) | 102.78 | 97% | 2016-01-15 |
| 7841. | J (nothisisjeff) | 102.77 | 98.6% | 2023-10-13 |
| 7842. | (paulie_) | 102.77 | 97% | 2021-10-16 |
| 7843. | (dnatrixene135) | 102.77 | 97% | 2017-06-05 |
| 7844. | flip (mitchell_schultz) | 102.77 | 97% | 2011-06-22 |
| 7845. | (thekaiyo) | 102.76 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
| 7846. | (anckael) | 102.76 | 98% | 2021-06-22 |
| 7847. | (romino) | 102.75 | 100% | 2022-09-05 |
| 7848. | (lelouchstyles) | 102.75 | 98% | 2021-12-21 |
| 7849. | (dazeoh) | 102.75 | 97% | 2016-09-17 |
| 7850. | (duvall) | 102.75 | — | 2011-04-30 |
| 7851. | (adast1337) | 102.74 | 98% | 2022-03-17 |
| 7852. | Jason (jb33000) | 102.74 | 95% | 2012-09-16 |
| 7853. | (riobe) | 102.73 | 98% | 2022-12-14 |
| 7854. | DJ (e36freak) | 102.73 | 99% | 2018-10-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |