The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2929. | (sheamusthered) | 111.38 | 96% | 2016-12-05 |
| 2930. | (mrjoyboy) | 111.37 | 97% | 2021-02-02 |
| 2931. | (ilka) | 111.37 | 98% | 2019-04-15 |
| 2932. | Jacob (thundermcking) | 111.35 | 97% | 2022-10-05 |
| 2933. | (gamerleelxo) | 111.33 | 97% | 2021-09-29 |
| 2934. | (shawnjag) | 111.33 | 99% | 2012-10-31 |
| 2935. | (exyia) | 111.32 | 98% | 2016-06-26 |
| 2936. | (airal) | 111.31 | — | 2010-02-15 |
| 2937. | (rtsvicta) | 111.31 | 91% | 2013-02-13 |
| 2938. | (ddragoons) | 111.31 | 98% | 2018-11-09 |
| 2939. | (joromm) | 111.30 | 99% | 2023-01-07 |
| 2940. | (micky15) | 111.30 | 98% | 2022-04-11 |
| 2941. | (intheoryno) | 111.28 | 98% | 2014-03-24 |
| 2942. | (bc_gator14) | 111.27 | — | 2009-11-12 |
| 2943. | Elkotte (elkotte) | 111.25 | 98% | 2022-01-02 |
| 2944. | BeigeDaddy (beigedaddy) | 111.25 | 98.3% | 2023-08-08 |
| 2945. | (misaka77) | 111.23 | 93% | 2017-02-07 |
| 2946. | (wmichaelwhitlock) | 111.22 | 99% | 2019-04-29 |
| 2947. | (kappaappak99) | 111.22 | 97% | 2020-04-05 |
| 2948. | (janejellyroll) | 111.22 | 97% | 2012-04-10 |
| 2949. | average discord mod (ifeelp... | 111.21 | 97% | 2022-08-02 |
| 2950. | (whackygrub) | 111.21 | 99% | 2020-03-16 |
| 2951. | ryan (grrarg) | 111.20 | 99% | 2011-09-22 |
| 2952. | bmoney (23bmoney23) | 111.19 | 98.2% | 2023-06-08 |
| 2953. | Sherry (cherrysu) | 111.18 | 99% | 2016-10-31 |
| 2954. | (mptj) | 111.18 | 98% | 2016-03-16 |
| 2955. | (havanese) | 111.18 | — | 2010-08-26 |
| 2956. | (jessealbert23) | 111.18 | 98% | 2012-07-17 |
| 2957. | 🇲🇬 Rina (rina23) | 111.17 | 96.3% | 2023-07-22 |
| 2958. | (jubblies) | 111.17 | 96% | 2016-02-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |