Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1789. | Min (minssleeping) | 88.46 | 97% | 2020-02-02 |
| 1790. | Kuy (rou168) | 88.43 | 99% | 2018-12-09 |
| 1791. | Fineson (fineson) | 88.42 | 97% | 2019-09-06 |
| 1792. | Pro (progeorge123) | 88.41 | 98% | 2020-06-03 |
| 1793. | starguything (starguything) | 88.40 | 97% | 2019-10-21 |
| 1794. | Jedidiah (puisanberg) | 88.38 | 97% | 2018-03-03 |
| 1795. | Will (whimsicalwill) | 88.36 | 97% | 2019-12-02 |
| 1796. | Lightning McQueen (leemicha... | 88.31 | 97% | 2017-10-27 |
| 1797. | Lulu (erkinb) | 88.31 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
| 1798. | Steve (haxmatix) | 88.31 | 97% | 2018-06-30 |
| 1799. | abc (vitor123) | 88.29 | 96% | 2019-11-21 |
| 1800. | Kevin (thehobokid) | 88.29 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 1801. | R (rsleeezy) | 88.27 | 97% | 2018-10-17 |
| 1802. | Krishna (cold5r) | 88.27 | 97% | 2019-02-06 |
| 1803. | ahujet (ahujet) | 88.24 | 96% | 2017-10-07 |
| 1804. | 港女 (hkgal) | 88.24 | 97% | 2017-09-25 |
| 1805. | g (georgetianke) | 88.19 | 99% | 2020-03-19 |
| 1806. | Kyle (minimoose12) | 88.19 | 97% | 2017-07-10 |
| 1807. | Tom (tomwzhere) | 88.18 | 96% | 2019-01-30 |
| 1808. | mo (stoney_freckles) | 88.18 | 98% | 2018-01-15 |
| 1809. | Mili (mynameismili) | 88.18 | 98% | 2020-07-06 |
| 1810. | Toodles (toodles678) | 88.17 | 97% | 2020-10-15 |
| 1811. | DangdutKoplo (dangdutkoplo2) | 88.17 | 98% | 2019-07-28 |
| 1812. | Greg (gpfraser1) | 88.16 | 100% | 2019-06-25 |
| 1813. | Master (mcrockett) | 88.15 | 98% | 2018-11-01 |
| 1814. | panacotta (panacotta) | 88.12 | 97% | 2020-09-10 |
| 1815. | alex (schafted361) | 88.12 | 98% | 2017-07-04 |
| 1816. | Aiden (aiden_hendry) | 88.10 | 97% | 2017-12-14 |
| 1817. | Yuganshu (yuganshu) | 88.10 | 97% | 2019-02-17 |
| 1818. | greg (drsharc) | 88.10 | 97% | 2019-05-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |