The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6983. | taganaslamma (tageneislover) | 94.39 | 98% | 2019-10-31 |
| 6984. | lemonade (agolemonade) | 94.39 | 96% | 2017-02-22 |
| 6985. | Jens (pense007) | 94.38 | 96% | 2012-05-17 |
| 6986. | jupiterror (jupiterror) | 94.37 | 98% | 2023-10-04 |
| 6987. | touch me (sertouchme) | 94.37 | 98.5% | 2024-03-16 |
| 6988. | jazk (axaladyx) | 94.37 | 98% | 2021-12-02 |
| 6989. | Pernesz (pery) | 94.36 | 98.3% | 2024-10-03 |
| 6990. | Ronald (roanlds12345) | 94.36 | 98% | 2022-05-13 |
| 6991. | oRi0n (ori0n) | 94.36 | 94% | 2012-01-18 |
| 6992. | gorlork (gorlork) | 94.36 | 95% | 2017-01-09 |
| 6993. | easynowbessie (easynowbessie) | 94.35 | 96% | 2023-12-11 |
| 6994. | William (goscrios) | 94.35 | 98.1% | 2025-04-17 |
| 6995. | Bob (mrgeeses) | 94.35 | 96.4% | 2024-01-08 |
| 6996. | mariah (serialfriend) | 94.35 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 6997. | Robert (karayicki) | 94.35 | 98.3% | 2023-12-06 |
| 6998. | Kasper (kasperjuus) | 94.35 | 95% | 2020-11-04 |
| 6999. | john typing (johntyping68) | 94.34 | 97.2% | 2024-10-09 |
| 7000. | Michael (fourforce) | 94.34 | 99% | 2024-07-25 |
| 7001. | Michael (mikenugesi) | 94.34 | 98% | 2021-04-13 |
| 7002. | Pinkies (smile_typer) | 94.34 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
| 7003. | 안녕하세요 (noogie13) | 94.34 | 97% | 2018-01-07 |
| 7004. | Vincent (vincenator) | 94.33 | 96% | 2012-12-21 |
| 7005. | Kevin (samuraiviking) | 94.33 | 98% | 2023-05-09 |
| 7006. | Gabrielius (indeep) | 94.33 | 96% | 2024-06-27 |
| 7007. | Phillip (mightysa) | 94.33 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 7008. | TIBS (tibs) | 94.33 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 7009. | Ahmet (imamocrat) | 94.33 | 96% | 2024-12-14 |
| 7010. | coco (fatherless) | 94.33 | 98% | 2024-07-09 |
| 7011. | Angly (liciti) | 94.33 | — | 2011-01-12 |
| 7012. | Adam (halfaznguy) | 94.33 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |