I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1635. | Memming (qwerty) (memming) | 90.48 | 97.7% | 2024-01-07 |
| 1636. | Michael (prolifictyper7) | 90.46 | 95.9% | 2024-04-27 |
| 1637. | Free (just_free2318) | 90.46 | 96% | 2023-09-13 |
| 1638. | ggzor (ggzor) | 90.46 | 98% | 2023-08-30 |
| 1639. | Cooper (cglavin) | 90.44 | 96.4% | 2023-11-02 |
| 1640. | Christian (bootymucher) | 90.40 | 98% | 2023-07-30 |
| 1641. | zeny (_zeny_) | 90.39 | 98% | 2023-05-17 |
| 1642. | Eddie (diettea) | 90.37 | 97% | 2025-03-31 |
| 1643. | caique (caiquelira) | 90.37 | 98.3% | 2024-07-28 |
| 1644. | Draino (drainjavascript) | 90.34 | 96.3% | 2023-11-24 |
| 1645. | Axel (sector7) | 90.34 | 98.3% | 2024-07-12 |
| 1646. | filofistik (filofistik) | 90.32 | 98% | 2024-04-25 |
| 1647. | Moye (moyoka) | 90.32 | 96% | 2023-07-11 |
| 1648. | Jeremy (cutecup) | 90.32 | 97.4% | 2024-01-10 |
| 1649. | Dang (dang2009) | 90.31 | 98% | 2024-02-08 |
| 1650. | MTR (geekbeast) | 90.26 | 97.7% | 2024-09-25 |
| 1651. | Mike (mikedoel85) | 90.23 | 95% | 2023-08-27 |
| 1652. | Sapp (sappp_) | 90.22 | 98% | 2024-09-10 |
| 1653. | typeRacer (olegbucolo) | 90.20 | 97.5% | 2024-07-17 |
| 1654. | Tyler (exilereject) | 90.20 | 98% | 2023-04-27 |
| 1655. | Kyle (breadsy) | 90.20 | 97% | 2024-03-27 |
| 1656. | Ryan Le (esketit3020) | 90.19 | 98% | 2023-05-26 |
| 1657. | yong (coaleo) | 90.18 | 95.9% | 2024-05-04 |
| 1658. | py (pytech) | 90.17 | 97.8% | 2024-08-03 |
| 1659. | Weed (weeddinosaur) | 90.17 | 96.8% | 2024-01-16 |
| 1660. | Rem (remroid66) | 90.14 | 98.2% | 2024-03-27 |
| 1661. | VanGoblin (vangoblin) | 90.13 | 98.5% | 2024-10-18 |
| 1662. | Patrick (pkr505) | 90.13 | 99% | 2023-08-14 |
| 1663. | player (writer35) | 90.10 | 94.7% | 2024-04-18 |
| 1664. | David (dave_em) | 90.10 | 99.1% | 2025-03-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |