So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 827. | - (pie314271) | 124.47 | 98% | 2018-09-21 |
| 828. | richard (retagaine) | 124.45 | 99% | 2018-01-08 |
| 829. | (´・ω・｀) (gahama) | 124.40 | 100% | 2021-01-23 |
| 830. | (morax) | 124.39 | 100% | 2012-02-09 |
| 831. | (alphacentauri) | 124.39 | — | 2009-01-27 |
| 832. | jOn (jonsport) | 124.37 | 99% | 2022-08-20 |
| 833. | (bellaaa) | 124.37 | 99% | 2013-07-30 |
| 834. | (aes222) | 124.36 | 98% | 2022-08-18 |
| 835. | (grotariu) | 124.36 | 98% | 2013-08-05 |
| 836. | (jsnell) | 124.35 | — | 2008-08-29 |
| 837. | (drfetus_in_a_jar) | 124.34 | 99% | 2022-12-22 |
| 838. | (dreamofsleeping) | 124.34 | 96% | 2017-03-18 |
| 839. | (something_s) | 124.31 | 99.7% | 2023-10-16 |
| 840. | (tehtehteh) | 124.30 | 98% | 2023-04-27 |
| 841. | (lolyourfunny) | 124.28 | — | 2010-10-14 |
| 842. | (redwing3_4) | 124.27 | 98% | 2015-01-22 |
| 843. | (not_aelius) | 124.25 | 97% | 2023-08-18 |
| 844. | (thepinoc) | 124.25 | — | 2008-08-26 |
| 845. | (michaelvu) | 124.25 | 91% | 2016-01-07 |
| 846. | (dmorrow3) | 124.24 | 97% | 2014-01-30 |
| 847. | (vixt) | 124.24 | 98% | 2023-02-28 |
| 848. | (dpm9h) | 124.24 | — | 2008-10-12 |
| 849. | (rickyx) | 124.23 | 99% | 2019-07-21 |
| 850. | Theo (theodoretliu) | 124.21 | 100% | 2021-08-30 |
| 851. | (excetra) | 124.20 | 97% | 2019-12-14 |
| 852. | Xin (giorgi1123) | 124.18 | 96% | 2014-04-06 |
| 853. | (steveak) | 124.17 | 95% | 2012-07-09 |
| 854. | (camere) | 124.16 | 97% | 2014-06-12 |
| 855. | (burlywood66) | 124.15 | — | 2008-11-23 |
| 856. | (austinsaurus) | 124.14 | 97% | 2013-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |