The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17. | 🌹 Black Rose 🌹 (typi... | 154.58 | 99% | 2018-01-26 |
| 18. | ILOVEPALESTINE (iamslow103) | 154.51 | 100% | 2022-12-21 |
| 19. | 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍e (despot) | 152.70 | 99% | 2020-07-01 |
| 20. | (keegant) | 152.69 | 99% | 2019-06-30 |
| 21. | (aaronadams) | 151.54 | 100% | 2019-01-19 |
| 22. | lavé (traben) | 151.54 | 99% | 2023-05-08 |
| 23. | jse (dragoncityjose) | 150.87 | 98% | 2025-06-22 |
| 24. | (sidd_) | 150.22 | 98% | 2019-01-31 |
| 25. | (delirious) | 149.93 | 100% | 2018-12-05 |
| 26. | vishE (actuallynonquitforlife) | 149.84 | 100% | 2019-03-06 |
| 27. | (01110000) | 149.13 | 100% | 2019-07-18 |
| 28. | (maweomg) | 148.88 | 98% | 2014-08-23 |
| 29. | Shanon (shadowyshadows) | 147.27 | 99% | 2020-05-19 |
| 30. | (s1ckest) | 145.89 | 99% | 2016-01-05 |
| 31. | i talk to the wind (pastash... | 144.74 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
| 32. | Jane (janewilly) | 144.60 | — | 2009-01-04 |
| 33. | (matthewli) | 144.26 | 96% | 2014-07-17 |
| 34. | Gregory (raikkonen) | 144.05 | — | 2009-01-01 |
| 35. | (filth001) | 143.49 | 99% | 2022-11-04 |
| 36. | (paradoxpigeon) | 143.08 | 98.9% | 2023-12-02 |
| 37. | zetria (primalknight) | 142.99 | 98.6% | 2023-07-22 |
| 38. | (newmanrs) | 142.85 | 100% | 2011-12-08 |
| 39. | Syrup (syrupsandwich) | 141.49 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| 40. | (vinninq) | 141.19 | 99% | 2018-01-26 |
| 41. | (saagardeshpande) | 140.98 | 94% | 2013-11-06 |
| 42. | hlng (styrofoam) | 140.64 | 99% | 2018-12-04 |
| 43. | piimpj (pjcrowley) | 139.72 | 100% | 2020-08-18 |
| 44. | (peterson) | 138.95 | — | 2009-02-20 |
| 45. | (clergy) | 138.14 | 98.6% | 2025-04-01 |
| 46. | Joshua (sh1nobie) | 137.89 | 100% | 2023-06-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |