So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7664. | Slim (slimshady2001) | 91.26 | 98% | 2022-12-11 |
| 7665. | ernest#4946 (ernestleong03) | 91.26 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
| 7666. | Lima (legit__mib) | 91.26 | 94% | 2016-04-14 |
| 7667. | Jeff (jeffcolv) | 91.26 | 90% | 2015-06-22 |
| 7668. | mathman523 (mathman523) | 91.26 | 95% | 2013-11-06 |
| 7669. | moblunt (moblunt) | 91.25 | 94% | 2011-12-09 |
| 7670. | Biggus (biggboii18) | 91.24 | 97% | 2022-08-11 |
| 7671. | calvindawgz (calvindawgz) | 91.24 | 98% | 2013-01-23 |
| 7672. | Alec (alecwest) | 91.24 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 7673. | woo (homerowmoment) | 91.24 | 97.4% | 2021-02-01 |
| 7674. | Basil (lemmiwinks2917) | 91.24 | 94% | 2012-11-24 |
| 7675. | Tushar (tusharsingh) | 91.24 | 100% | 2014-12-20 |
| 7676. | Russ (rtyui9) | 91.23 | 97% | 2018-12-07 |
| 7677. | Dustin (dtrain586) | 91.23 | — | 2010-11-14 |
| 7678. | (chillzyycancode) | 91.23 | 94.4% | 2023-10-31 |
| 7679. | kamal (kygojags) | 91.23 | 91% | 2016-07-07 |
| 7680. | Jennifer (jellymarshmallow) | 91.22 | 92% | 2013-05-09 |
| 7681. | Xenu (xenu) | 91.22 | 97% | 2011-09-08 |
| 7682. | TMM (matt0509) | 91.22 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 7683. | Eva (evathebelieva) | 91.22 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 7684. | Zuhaib (zuhaibdam) | 91.21 | 97% | 2021-07-16 |
| 7685. | Dan (lt_dan86) | 91.21 | 98% | 2012-10-09 |
| 7686. | Gillian (gillian) | 91.21 | — | 2008-08-17 |
| 7687. | Michael (brokenflame) | 91.20 | 93% | 2015-10-11 |
| 7688. | Matthew (lammylol) | 91.20 | 93% | 2015-12-04 |
| 7689. | water (watercat10) | 91.20 | 97.2% | 2021-02-08 |
| 7690. | General (generalwongfu) | 91.19 | 94% | 2014-11-11 |
| 7691. | Adi (a_yeti) | 91.19 | 99% | 2022-11-01 |
| 7692. | Duong (softtyper) | 91.19 | 95% | 2016-10-13 |
| 7693. | Lei Chi (leichi) | 91.19 | — | 2011-02-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |