The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3667. | declan (dekkiefish) | 105.99 | 98% | 2022-06-22 |
| 3668. | Hari (baby1_jimmy) | 105.99 | 98% | 2021-06-20 |
| 3669. | slough (unadroid) | 105.98 | 97% | 2024-02-18 |
| 3670. | Buri (buri_was_taken) | 105.98 | 97% | 2024-04-26 |
| 3671. | Dingoose (quantumtheory3) | 105.98 | 96% | 2014-09-24 |
| 3672. | Ryan (xxhiny) | 105.97 | 98.3% | 2024-06-15 |
| 3673. | Inactiv (inactivak) | 105.97 | 98% | 2025-07-19 |
| 3674. | Limbo (trulylimbogene) | 105.97 | 98.5% | 2025-03-07 |
| 3675. | William (williamx5) | 105.97 | 99% | 2019-01-01 |
| 3676. | Ben (bchen) | 105.96 | 97% | 2018-10-22 |
| 3677. | B( . Y . )BS (100accuracy) | 105.96 | 99% | 2015-11-01 |
| 3678. | davidbird764 (davidbird764) | 105.95 | 97.6% | 2023-12-05 |
| 3679. | erm (ermmmm) | 105.94 | 98.3% | 2025-04-08 |
| 3680. | Charlie (lonelyphoenix7) | 105.94 | — | 2011-03-21 |
| 3681. | Jay (joeyalbano) | 105.94 | 90% | 2013-06-09 |
| 3682. | Chieh (leejaypiqq) | 105.94 | 99% | 2020-12-26 |
| 3683. | Epic (br0kenar0w) | 105.93 | 95% | 2015-07-03 |
| 3684. | Lindsay (math314) | 105.93 | 99% | 2022-03-30 |
| 3685. | primeta (primetaa) | 105.91 | 98% | 2024-06-26 |
| 3686. | Suigi (suigi) | 105.91 | 96% | 2025-11-27 |
| 3687. | Toodles (toodles678) | 105.91 | 96.8% | 2024-05-10 |
| 3688. | r (sosjiz) | 105.90 | 96.1% | 2024-08-11 |
| 3689. | noi (pouffles) | 105.90 | 93% | 2016-08-10 |
| 3690. | Molerat (colonelmolerat) | 105.90 | 97% | 2013-05-15 |
| 3691. | Ispiro (isphal) | 105.89 | 97.8% | 2023-10-20 |
| 3692. | brooklyn (furretmastr) | 105.89 | 96.5% | 2024-11-24 |
| 3693. | naileuX (naileux) | 105.88 | 98.3% | 2024-08-03 |
| 3694. | David (roheimer) | 105.88 | 97% | 2025-04-30 |
| 3695. | RoSchnitzel (sab_lyptical42) | 105.88 | 98% | 2025-11-01 |
| 3696. | Zero (zer0abz) | 105.88 | 98% | 2018-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |