And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1882. | V (vbtb) | 128.38 | — | 2010-08-22 |
| 1883. | (whathaha3) | 128.37 | 98.5% | 2023-10-21 |
| 1884. | (mstew354) | 128.34 | 98% | 2016-03-10 |
| 1885. | Argie (arginator) | 128.34 | 99% | 2014-02-26 |
| 1886. | (magicmaka) | 128.32 | 98% | 2022-08-22 |
| 1887. | (tinkujiya1) | 128.31 | 99% | 2017-04-29 |
| 1888. | (litoxe2718281828) | 128.31 | — | 2009-05-20 |
| 1889. | (iloveiu) | 128.31 | 94% | 2015-05-04 |
| 1890. | (hawkyra) | 128.29 | 98% | 2018-08-03 |
| 1891. | (requiem2048) | 128.29 | 99% | 2021-01-05 |
| 1892. | (sophiiee) | 128.28 | 97% | 2018-10-12 |
| 1893. | (itskadenhere) | 128.26 | 96% | 2020-09-02 |
| 1894. | (exyia) | 128.23 | 99% | 2015-10-22 |
| 1895. | (orna) | 128.23 | 97% | 2019-02-15 |
| 1896. | Bassim. (cmpleteidiot) | 128.23 | 98% | 2014-12-11 |
| 1897. | (uzyn) | 128.23 | 98% | 2013-05-15 |
| 1898. | (massive_man4) | 128.22 | 98% | 2023-01-19 |
| 1899. | (morgan_wills) | 128.21 | 99% | 2011-06-01 |
| 1900. | (hellebelle) | 128.20 | 99% | 2013-02-22 |
| 1901. | Bogi (physicx101) | 128.19 | 96% | 2015-01-11 |
| 1902. | Guest (sweetheart1217) | 128.18 | 99% | 2016-01-23 |
| 1903. | (viddy) | 128.16 | 94% | 2012-10-27 |
| 1904. | (nonquit_tomato) | 128.16 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
| 1905. | (pickles3201) | 128.15 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
| 1906. | (shishisenkou) | 128.14 | — | 2010-07-31 |
| 1907. | Samadou (samadou_10) | 128.12 | 99% | 2023-01-21 |
| 1908. | (edblethngs) | 128.12 | — | 2009-06-16 |
| 1909. | (izzi_e) | 128.12 | 97% | 2012-12-24 |
| 1910. | (3zachm) | 128.10 | 99% | 2020-02-08 |
| 1911. | (jasonbournee) | 128.10 | 98% | 2017-11-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |