The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27206. | Narzullo (proger_narzullo) | 67.81 | 97% | 2023-02-28 |
| 27207. | Tony (tonzyyy) | 67.81 | 94% | 2023-11-30 |
| 27208. | discbox_qwerty (discbox_qwe... | 67.81 | 96% | 2013-05-19 |
| 27209. | Alex (aalleexx1) | 67.80 | 97.6% | 2025-03-21 |
| 27210. | Sven (saytama) | 67.80 | 98% | 2025-11-17 |
| 27211. | Rayman (rayman_15) | 67.80 | 97.6% | 2025-03-25 |
| 27212. | SuperGion915 (supergion915) | 67.80 | 98.1% | 2023-09-04 |
| 27213. | honyaa (honyaa) | 67.80 | 98.3% | 2025-02-21 |
| 27214. | Nikoloz Chankvetadze (gandu... | 67.80 | 95% | 2024-12-04 |
| 27215. | fthe (fthe) | 67.80 | 98% | 2021-08-08 |
| 27216. | 馬渡 (mawatari_tanaka) | 67.80 | 95% | 2021-03-11 |
| 27217. | マロン (marron) | 67.80 | 96% | 2021-12-04 |
| 27218. | kirini (j1b1) | 67.80 | 97% | 2020-10-02 |
| 27219. | codekrodile (codekrodile) | 67.80 | 95% | 2020-10-23 |
| 27220. | bich (play_girl1881) | 67.80 | 93% | 2011-07-18 |
| 27221. | boyoftoy (boyoftoy) | 67.80 | 95% | 2012-01-09 |
| 27222. | Urk (urkfrst) | 67.79 | 96% | 2025-12-30 |
| 27223. | sean (se_n) | 67.79 | 95% | 2025-03-20 |
| 27224. | the_last_php_bender (thelas... | 67.79 | 98% | 2025-07-19 |
| 27225. | Hoang (thaihuyhoang) | 67.79 | 98% | 2025-03-29 |
| 27226. | Abhishek Anant (itsabhianant) | 67.79 | 97% | 2025-09-16 |
| 27227. | Justin (immure) | 67.79 | 93% | 2013-08-09 |
| 27228. | sayed (sayedeesam) | 67.79 | 96% | 2024-01-22 |
| 27229. | Nguyen (minhnguyen311) | 67.79 | 97.1% | 2024-01-30 |
| 27230. | vinh (kapien) | 67.79 | 97% | 2023-01-12 |
| 27231. | Mehmet (maslan) | 67.79 | 89% | 2013-01-09 |
| 27232. | Vivek (vivthang) | 67.79 | 97% | 2014-10-15 |
| 27233. | Eugene (evg64) | 67.79 | 97% | 2013-12-27 |
| 27234. | S1monr3dst0ne07 (s1monr3dst... | 67.78 | 95% | 2025-05-10 |
| 27235. | Goomb (guest_goomb) | 67.78 | 97% | 2024-08-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |