the_last_php_bender (thelastphpbender)

Country: United Kingdom

Update races (Last import: 2026 March 2, 3:27:38pm UTC)

Races	1,749
Best last 10 races	62.84 wpm
Best single race	106.84 wpm
Average of fastest races	101.34 wpm
Fastest race from each text, average	77.428 wpm (584 total texts raced)
Wins	612 (34.99%)
Points	108,442.11
Average career speed	72.36 wpm
Accuracy	97.01%
100% accuracy races	88.77 wpm (0.63% of all races)
Career standard deviation	9.73 wpm
Coefficient of variation	13.44%
Top marathon	34 races in 24 hours, starting 2023 November 21, 11:51am

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Career

Month	Average	Best	Races	Wins	Win %
February 2026	79.41	104.72	73	32	43.84
December 2025	80.03	95.45	19	5	26.32
November 2025	78.90	92.59	10	7	70.00
October 2025	72.43	94.73	58	17	29.31
September 2025	72.65	95.30	94	30	31.91
August 2025	73.14	96.63	358	123	34.36
July 2025	72.91	106.84	854	289	33.84
June 2025	69.60	100.63	207	73	35.27
November 2024	52.05	52.05	1	0	0
August 2024	60.65	76.18	11	10	90.91
November 2023	60.03	87.91	64	26	40.63

Last 20 Races

Race	Date	WPM	Text	Outcome	Acc.	Points
1749.	2026-02-27 14:34:16	83.64	I woke up this morning with the sundown shining in. I found ...	Win (1 of 4)	97%	70
1748.	2026-02-27 14:33:27	71.47	If every person in this room made it a rule that wherever yo...	No win (4 of 4)	95%	83
1747.	2026-02-27 14:32:08	66.39	Five years ago, we lost. All of us. We lost friends. We lost...	No win (4 of 5)	96%	103
1746.	2026-02-27 14:30:33	93.14	People say these things because everyone holds fond memories...	No win (2 of 5)	98%	75
1745.	2026-02-27 14:29:40	73.73	Sometimes I wish I could turn back time, impossible as it ma...	No win (4 of 4)	98%	65
1744.	2026-02-27 14:27:47	67.94	I will not die until I achieve something. Even though the id...	No win (2 of 4)	97%	27
1743.	2026-02-27 14:27:10	76.39	I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies, but I...	No win (2 of 4)	97%	87
1742.	2026-02-27 14:25:56	90.71	I went out into the night and the neon and let the crowd pul...	Win (1 of 4)	97%	59
1741.	2026-02-27 14:25:08	88.90	It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the ju...	No win (3 of 5)	98%	62
1740.	2026-02-27 14:24:26	84.42	We often believe the more we practice a skill or technique -...	Win (1 of 5)	98%	93
1739.	2026-02-27 14:20:12	104.72	May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and goo...	Win (1 of 5)	99%	103
1738.	2026-02-27 14:19:25	73.04	It's a blue savanna song: somewhere cross the desert, someti...	No win (2 of 5)	97%	51
1737.	2026-02-27 14:18:11	78.47	Having endured the racial turmoil of the Civil Rights Moveme...	Win (1 of 5)	97%	82
1736.	2026-02-27 14:16:52	81.67	In a hamlet of ten households, there are bound to be those w...	No win (3 of 4)	96%	59
1735.	2026-02-27 14:15:56	68.47	They say that right after God created man, he took a rib fro...	No win (5 of 5)	97%	55
1734.	2026-02-27 14:15:01	85.38	Burning my bridges and smashing my mirrors, turning to see i...	Win (1 of 5)	98%	58
1733.	2026-02-27 14:14:05	67.54	Pulp: 1. A soft, moist, shapeless mass or matter. 2. A magaz...	Win (1 of 5)	96%	29
1732.	2026-02-27 14:12:53	78.17	It had been a rough day, so when I walked into the party I w...	No win (2 of 5)	96%	93
1731.	2026-02-27 14:11:44	68.78	We were good, we were gold, kinda dream that can't be sold. ...	No win (4 of 5)	97%	29
1730.	2026-02-27 12:09:40	89.87	Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by hav...	Win (1 of 5)	98%	93

Universes

Universe	Races	Best Race	Text Bests	Texts	Last Race
Default (English)	1,749	106.84	77.43	584	February 27, 2026
Anime	13	73.23	48.81	12	November 21, 2023
Instant Death Mode	1	58.12	58.12	1	August 8, 2024
Dictionary	1	94.80	94.80	1	August 25, 2025