Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 695. | (thekingjulian) | 104.48 | 96% | 2019-12-21 |
| 696. | KIMMM (meowkimi) | 104.44 | 99% | 2018-12-04 |
| 697. | Breeze (driftbreeze) | 104.41 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
| 698. | (aceyyyy) | 104.40 | 98% | 2018-10-24 |
| 699. | FiveAces (fiveaces) | 104.37 | 98% | 2018-06-18 |
| 700. | Jaunty (jaunty_jalopy) | 104.36 | 100% | 2020-06-22 |
| 701. | (fivejacks) | 104.31 | 98% | 2020-09-01 |
| 702. | (snarkyp) | 104.31 | 99% | 2019-01-22 |
| 703. | captcha at ghosting is geni... | 104.26 | 98.4% | 2024-11-13 |
| 704. | (rwschuster) | 104.17 | 98% | 2018-04-16 |
| 705. | (dcoh91) | 104.16 | 99% | 2020-04-20 |
| 706. | (oddfuturewolfgang) | 104.15 | 97% | 2020-06-12 |
| 707. | (tzak) | 104.13 | 98% | 2019-05-26 |
| 708. | Daniel (dani3lju777) | 104.12 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| 709. | (kuromont) | 104.07 | 98% | 2020-11-28 |
| 710. | Spring (springbaron) | 104.06 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 711. | Z (jaredezane) | 103.97 | 99% | 2018-03-03 |
| 712. | (letsgorockets) | 103.97 | 99% | 2020-07-06 |
| 713. | (yash117) | 103.89 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 714. | (padsquad2010) | 103.88 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
| 715. | t2fast4u (t2fast4u) | 103.88 | 99% | 2020-11-19 |
| 716. | (azathoth4) | 103.88 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
| 717. | Kevin (lin6625) | 103.88 | 98% | 2020-02-09 |
| 718. | (jayybondoc) | 103.88 | 97% | 2019-02-04 |
| 719. | (boopsicle) | 103.87 | 98% | 2020-07-20 |
| 720. | (analternateaccount) | 103.87 | 97% | 2017-12-04 |
| 721. | adonia (spongeboblovesfriends) | 103.85 | 97% | 2019-11-10 |
| 722. | (saichikine) | 103.82 | 98% | 2018-04-02 |
| 723. | (noirrime) | 103.77 | 96% | 2020-04-01 |
| 724. | Bög (thebiggay271) | 103.75 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |