I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2598. | Sabey (thesabe) | 118.65 | 98% | 2019-06-12 |
| 2599. | Buss (bussruscus) | 118.62 | 99% | 2022-04-13 |
| 2600. | (records) | 118.62 | 98% | 2023-03-27 |
| 2601. | Christopher (masturbateandt... | 118.60 | 99% | 2018-09-06 |
| 2602. | Alexa (lexalexa100) | 118.60 | 98% | 2021-10-14 |
| 2603. | David (xxdav) | 118.60 | 98% | 2017-05-24 |
| 2604. | Miggi (miggyazul) | 118.60 | 100% | 2021-01-27 |
| 2605. | Aidin (aidin177) | 118.59 | 98% | 2022-03-14 |
| 2606. | pizza (amgrammargud) | 118.59 | 99% | 2021-12-24 |
| 2607. | Conor (ulcha2) | 118.58 | 98% | 2026-01-16 |
| 2608. | billypeppin (billypeppin) | 118.58 | 98.2% | 2025-03-29 |
| 2609. | (robby250) | 118.56 | 96% | 2025-11-13 |
| 2610. | Soul-Light (soul_light) | 118.56 | 99% | 2023-08-15 |
| 2611. | Lord (planta) | 118.56 | 99.4% | 2024-04-03 |
| 2612. | (dragusprime) | 118.56 | 97% | 2022-05-14 |
| 2613. | Eisenrhower (jonnymaster) | 118.56 | 98% | 2022-07-18 |
| 2614. | Jen (ethima) | 118.54 | 99% | 2023-02-16 |
| 2615. | Michael (lemi77) | 118.54 | 98% | 2017-10-30 |
| 2616. | Leon (ycz6) | 118.51 | 99% | 2021-08-28 |
| 2617. | Kimikazee (squalo101) | 118.51 | 99% | 2017-03-18 |
| 2618. | 𝐓𝐇𝐏 (dontgototoilet) | 118.50 | 100% | 2023-12-14 |
| 2619. | da imash ili da budesh (ord... | 118.50 | 97.8% | 2025-02-19 |
| 2620. | QwertyBaguette (smellybague... | 118.49 | 99.4% | 2023-07-24 |
| 2621. | Mitchell (mdyer44) | 118.49 | 100% | 2022-12-12 |
| 2622. | Name (You) (vergajo) | 118.49 | 100% | 2020-11-26 |
| 2623. | w (cm791) | 118.47 | 100% | 2024-03-27 |
| 2624. | Fortune (asadkhan10x) | 118.47 | 97.6% | 2024-01-20 |
| 2625. | erk (estalow) | 118.47 | 99% | 2022-02-02 |
| 2626. | Ethan (solipsil) | 118.46 | 98% | 2019-11-28 |
| 2627. | idpo (idpo) | 118.44 | 98% | 2025-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |