As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13866. | Keyser (keyserrr) | 74.73 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
| 13867. | daniel (dsmcubingyt) | 74.73 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 13868. | Ev (evturn) | 74.73 | 98% | 2018-06-05 |
| 13869. | F (stax) | 74.72 | 94% | 2016-05-25 |
| 13870. | clackity (phys1cs) | 74.72 | 95.5% | 2023-07-28 |
| 13871. | Pyren (pyren83) | 74.72 | 98% | 2020-08-13 |
| 13872. | Wenny (wenny_) | 74.72 | 97% | 2019-03-19 |
| 13873. | Ben (raincatchfire) | 74.72 | 95% | 2016-03-20 |
| 13874. | BlackStar (blackstarmage) | 74.71 | 96% | 2024-07-14 |
| 13875. | Sarvesh (shivam98) | 74.71 | 96% | 2021-04-16 |
| 13876. | CYTan (tanchuanyeow) | 74.71 | 95% | 2022-12-20 |
| 13877. | Karlen (karlen91) | 74.71 | 94% | 2016-03-01 |
| 13878. | Johnny (jnguyen732) | 74.70 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 13879. | Ricky (zyroda) | 74.70 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| 13880. | Thomas (twhite8211) | 74.70 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 13881. | Vikas (vikasbalodhi) | 74.70 | 98% | 2019-08-22 |
| 13882. | Marv (silentst0rm) | 74.69 | 95% | 2017-07-18 |
| 13883. | war (warpig98) | 74.69 | 97% | 2021-04-20 |
| 13884. | evs (evs_games) | 74.69 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 13885. | brandon (laff) | 74.69 | 96% | 2021-06-14 |
| 13886. | Alice (nimblefingerz) | 74.69 | 97% | 2016-03-12 |
| 13887. | Carly (cp_beth) | 74.69 | 98% | 2018-01-27 |
| 13888. | Robert (claritive) | 74.68 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
| 13889. | Nathan (yourmum12345) | 74.68 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 13890. | jason (wickeddog) | 74.68 | 98% | 2016-05-31 |
| 13891. | Alex (p08r) | 74.68 | 97% | 2021-04-17 |
| 13892. | Ethan (ethanangg) | 74.67 | 97% | 2021-03-27 |
| 13893. | Evelyn (evelynji) | 74.67 | 98% | 2020-11-06 |
| 13894. | RJ (rjdevil) | 74.66 | 94% | 2015-05-08 |
| 13895. | Win (win2397) | 74.66 | 95% | 2018-12-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |