So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19277. | Cheyenne (cheycc) | 69.39 | 97% | 2021-12-26 |
| 19278. | DotClassic (dotclassic) | 69.39 | 95% | 2013-03-28 |
| 19279. | S (capanujan) | 69.39 | 90% | 2016-07-16 |
| 19280. | Phuc (tphuc112358) | 69.39 | 90% | 2013-12-17 |
| 19281. | MotherTrucker (jackyh98) | 69.39 | 96% | 2017-12-17 |
| 19282. | Zi Hao (im_getting_there) | 69.38 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
| 19283. | Sam (sharris11) | 69.38 | 96% | 2022-09-18 |
| 19284. | cheche (checheche) | 69.38 | 96% | 2014-10-17 |
| 19285. | Moriarty (reepchieep) | 69.38 | 97% | 2014-06-04 |
| 19286. | Jacob (rath130) | 69.38 | 97% | 2018-11-16 |
| 19287. | Julien Galons (jugalons) | 69.37 | 96.8% | 2023-10-01 |
| 19288. | joon (fatninja645) | 69.37 | 99% | 2022-01-05 |
| 19289. | Johnny (limabean231) | 69.37 | 97% | 2019-12-16 |
| 19290. | Long (bachthime) | 69.37 | 97% | 2022-03-22 |
| 19291. | Finnnnnnn (bigfinsfananza) | 69.37 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
| 19292. | Ruchir (ruchirtravadi) | 69.37 | 93% | 2012-04-02 |
| 19293. | KZ (kzzn) | 69.36 | 97% | 2022-03-06 |
| 19294. | Puntlander (jamaquube) | 69.36 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
| 19295. | DSH (didsh) | 69.36 | 90% | 2016-03-12 |
| 19296. | PiPi636 (pipi636) | 69.36 | 97% | 2018-04-30 |
| 19297. | Yulianna (yulianna) | 69.36 | — | 2009-03-08 |
| 19298. | Taro (tarou) | 69.36 | 92% | 2012-07-31 |
| 19299. | Buu Vinh (buuvinhpro) | 69.36 | — | 2011-02-04 |
| 19300. | Shady (shadyhippo) | 69.35 | 94% | 2016-09-04 |
| 19301. | 1asdf (posijab) | 69.35 | 98.2% | 2023-09-26 |
| 19302. | Mike (merc896) | 69.35 | 91% | 2014-09-04 |
| 19303. | Alex (darkex) | 69.34 | 97% | 2018-11-20 |
| 19304. | Cody (thoutravesty) | 69.34 | 96% | 2023-09-15 |
| 19305. | immorstrap (anmolrai853) | 69.34 | 96% | 2021-03-18 |
| 19306. | Karol (adobonimama) | 69.34 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |