Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12871. | Kahool (fredisdead1010) | 80.41 | 96% | 2018-03-07 |
| 12872. | Victor (uiron) | 80.40 | 97% | 2011-09-23 |
| 12873. | OOZE (wizard_of_ooze) | 80.40 | 97% | 2016-07-08 |
| 12874. | Drails (drails_tr) | 80.40 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 12875. | Angélica (angie10410) | 80.39 | 97% | 2015-03-21 |
| 12876. | robdude22 (robodude22) | 80.38 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
| 12877. | Ronald (roanlds12345) | 80.38 | 97% | 2022-03-13 |
| 12878. | Cromus (cromus) | 80.38 | 91% | 2013-11-11 |
| 12879. | Theologos (sosonis) | 80.38 | 97% | 2016-01-04 |
| 12880. | Arslan (arslan801007) | 80.38 | 96% | 2022-08-21 |
| 12881. | ammbot (ammbot) | 80.37 | 96% | 2014-05-26 |
| 12882. | PHONG (langtuqn2007) | 80.37 | 94% | 2016-05-01 |
| 12883. | Jimmy (carb0n13) | 80.37 | 97% | 2023-02-09 |
| 12884. | Bohdan (bogdanr) | 80.37 | 98% | 2022-11-21 |
| 12885. | roy (roynaufal) | 80.37 | 91% | 2014-05-30 |
| 12886. | Maynard (weekendtantrums) | 80.37 | 97% | 2017-07-11 |
| 12887. | Radleigh (antiviro) | 80.36 | 98% | 2018-03-12 |
| 12888. | Ricky (derangeddirector) | 80.36 | 97% | 2011-09-19 |
| 12889. | Vivian (viviangoesmoo) | 80.36 | 87% | 2014-02-20 |
| 12890. | Klydasaurus (klydasaurus) | 80.36 | 91% | 2013-02-01 |
| 12891. | Karan (iamkaran) | 80.36 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 12892. | Kate (savesylar) | 80.35 | 95% | 2014-05-20 |
| 12893. | Fujiwaranosai (fujiwaranosai) | 80.35 | — | 2009-02-01 |
| 12894. | Franco (pussay_wizard) | 80.35 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 12895. | Kaiser (kaiser_hund) | 80.35 | 97% | 2020-09-15 |
| 12896. | FryDrizzle (shakedrizzle) | 80.35 | 96% | 2019-11-21 |
| 12897. | adr (poison_pwn) | 80.35 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
| 12898. | David (reffi4) | 80.34 | — | 2010-10-14 |
| 12899. | Maria (mariam1) | 80.34 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| 12900. | Neal (neealio) | 80.34 | 98% | 2022-12-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |