The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 447. | (kumidaiko) | 135.39 | 98% | 2014-11-05 |
| 448. | (ctgap) | 135.38 | 100% | 2021-12-12 |
| 449. | (sqube84) | 135.37 | — | 2008-08-29 |
| 450. | (truce) | 135.36 | — | 2008-10-24 |
| 451. | ☆ Alex ☆ (russianrickja... | 135.31 | 97% | 2015-12-30 |
| 452. | (speedracergo) | 135.31 | 95% | 2014-08-26 |
| 453. | (qwestfinder) | 135.27 | 98.2% | 2023-08-12 |
| 454. | (imfastafbooiii) | 135.26 | 99% | 2021-06-24 |
| 455. | (smurgus) | 135.26 | 92% | 2013-06-14 |
| 456. | Stephen (_arc27_) | 135.26 | 97% | 2012-06-26 |
| 457. | (tran.kevinq@gmail.com) | 135.25 | 95% | 2011-05-21 |
| 458. | (ifallenleaf) | 135.24 | 98% | 2013-04-20 |
| 459. | (jtrask) | 135.23 | 98% | 2012-07-26 |
| 460. | Fraze (dunklioscious) | 135.22 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 461. | Kurt (kurt71) | 135.17 | — | 2010-04-13 |
| 462. | (haroldio) | 135.15 | 96% | 2022-07-11 |
| 463. | God is Love (kjb3) | 135.11 | 97% | 2017-05-22 |
| 464. | (syia) | 135.10 | — | 2009-03-11 |
| 465. | (yabagao) | 135.06 | 98.8% | 2023-10-10 |
| 466. | SurgeonTypist (jonahvalentyn) | 135.05 | 98% | 2022-12-02 |
| 467. | (nbouscal) | 135.04 | 98% | 2012-11-30 |
| 468. | (bo_wong) | 135.03 | — | 2011-03-06 |
| 469. | i talk to the wind (pastash... | 135.02 | 97% | 2022-12-01 |
| 470. | (cyph3r) | 135.01 | 99% | 2013-05-03 |
| 471. | (eruk) | 135.01 | 100% | 2012-06-10 |
| 472. | (dethklok) | 135.01 | — | 2009-05-20 |
| 473. | Joshuasdf (qwertoid) | 134.97 | 99% | 2022-12-25 |
| 474. | (iwinn) | 134.93 | 99% | 2011-11-07 |
| 475. | (eddielement) | 134.88 | — | 2011-03-18 |
| 476. | (serqph) | 134.85 | 97% | 2022-07-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |