What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Listen - in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
—from Monty Python and The Holy Grail, a movie by Terry Jones
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3997. | Kuiper (kuiper530) | 99.27 | 100% | 2015-12-21 |
| 3998. | The Wok(+1000 social credit... | 99.27 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
| 3999. | Cade (culturegoblin) | 99.26 | 91% | 2016-03-14 |
| 4000. | hellebelle (hellebelle) | 99.26 | 96% | 2012-06-22 |
| 4001. | Chris (charlie10) | 99.26 | 95% | 2014-05-01 |
| 4002. | Rebecca (reb0625) | 99.25 | 94% | 2012-06-27 |
| 4003. | Andrew (racingrazor) | 99.25 | 98% | 2016-12-26 |
| 4004. | ✔️▄◘🚀!new_luca@y... | 99.24 | 98% | 2011-12-23 |
| 4005. | Sazeraq (sazeraq) | 99.23 | 98% | 2014-11-20 |
| 4006. | orangejuice (orangejuice101) | 99.22 | 98% | 2022-09-21 |
| 4007. | Kris (kris_z) | 99.22 | 98% | 2020-08-17 |
| 4008. | Slippu (slippu) | 99.22 | 95% | 2013-11-02 |
| 4009. | Darko (darkec) | 99.21 | 98% | 2020-07-19 |
| 4010. | Hans (extrem3typist) | 99.21 | 98% | 2017-06-05 |
| 4011. | Jacob (jkhindo64) | 99.21 | 99% | 2021-10-04 |
| 4012. | Sevenum (sevenum) | 99.21 | — | 2009-12-21 |
| 4013. | (svary) | 99.19 | 98% | 2023-01-31 |
| 4014. | Mrs. (kioane) | 99.19 | 99% | 2018-04-19 |
| 4015. | ewu (ewudog) | 99.19 | — | 2009-08-21 |
| 4016. | john (taraborn) | 99.18 | — | 2010-03-24 |
| 4017. | b lmao (matt16861) | 99.17 | 95% | 2014-06-17 |
| 4018. | Gordownage (fuzzy8balls) | 99.17 | — | 2011-03-15 |
| 4019. | Exyiaevox (exyia) | 99.16 | 98% | 2016-06-24 |
| 4020. | Reddington ツ (ericliu17) | 99.15 | 98% | 2019-08-10 |
| 4021. | nullchilly (tuwuna) | 99.15 | 98% | 2022-07-29 |
| 4022. | To be (itype4life) | 99.15 | 95% | 2015-10-26 |
| 4023. | Uncleswagg (uncleswaggy) | 99.15 | 91% | 2013-02-19 |
| 4024. | mgcfrg (mcfrg) | 99.14 | 100% | 2013-07-09 |
| 4025. | rockefel (rockefel) | 99.14 | 87% | 2013-10-09 |
| 4026. | Kole (kole_junior20) | 99.13 | 100% | 2019-01-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 101,991 | 68.17 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 74.58 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 9 | 28.79 | February 15, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 65.09 | February 2, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 82.40 | August 31, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 71.12 | August 23, 2012 |
| Crow Middle High School | 1 | 33.58 | September 13, 2016 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |