So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4015. | XrXr (xrxr) | 102.33 | 98% | 2017-11-05 |
| 4016. | Alexa (axela33) | 102.32 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 4017. | (orchdork7926) | 102.32 | 99% | 2016-11-21 |
| 4018. | (image) | 102.32 | 96% | 2012-02-28 |
| 4019. | (nickbrah) | 102.31 | 94% | 2015-03-05 |
| 4020. | (friendable) | 102.31 | — | 2009-04-19 |
| 4021. | (kiffa2008) | 102.30 | 94% | 2013-05-05 |
| 4022. | (vinniethegooch) | 102.30 | 97% | 2022-03-05 |
| 4023. | Minn Swan (motherlovesyou) | 102.30 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 4024. | Fox (slowlightning) | 102.30 | 97% | 2011-12-24 |
| 4025. | Jason (jb33000) | 102.30 | 98% | 2012-08-28 |
| 4026. | Lava (rocky008) | 102.30 | — | 2010-10-20 |
| 4027. | (choa) | 102.30 | 96% | 2017-09-20 |
| 4028. | Michael (meta1) | 102.29 | 96% | 2022-03-01 |
| 4029. | Jared (jerry101988) | 102.29 | 91% | 2013-08-17 |
| 4030. | (muretan) | 102.28 | 98% | 2012-07-09 |
| 4031. | (twomi) | 102.27 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 4032. | (meloncollie) | 102.27 | 92% | 2014-03-05 |
| 4033. | (kingace) | 102.27 | 98% | 2013-03-27 |
| 4034. | (kevincentius) | 102.27 | 98% | 2014-02-16 |
| 4035. | (excotix) | 102.27 | 91% | 2014-03-12 |
| 4036. | (pistol0207) | 102.26 | 98% | 2019-05-09 |
| 4037. | (superjakex) | 102.26 | 98% | 2022-11-13 |
| 4038. | (dragonking87) | 102.26 | 99% | 2021-12-01 |
| 4039. | (tomfoolery42) | 102.26 | 97% | 2019-08-11 |
| 4040. | Promestein (promestein) | 102.26 | 98% | 2019-01-14 |
| 4041. | Puffle (pufflebuns) | 102.25 | 97.7% | 2023-10-03 |
| 4042. | (paul1582) | 102.25 | — | 2008-12-13 |
| 4043. | (arugu1a) | 102.24 | 98% | 2018-08-28 |
| 4044. | (jhc9999) | 102.24 | 97% | 2023-03-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |