The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5349. | clĂ©ment (clement) | 101.30 | — | 2008-09-26 |
| 5350. | James (jhoffman1204) | 101.29 | 97% | 2022-05-31 |
| 5351. | naveen (regretfulsalsa) | 101.29 | 99% | 2021-10-19 |
| 5352. | JT (xstacy) | 101.29 | 92% | 2012-09-30 |
| 5353. | KON (kon2114) | 101.29 | 96% | 2011-06-15 |
| 5354. | Phillipe Jonathan Laghari (... | 101.28 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 5355. | Orchlon (orchlon) | 101.28 | 94% | 2015-12-08 |
| 5356. | Big (bohemian) | 101.28 | 97% | 2012-10-06 |
| 5357. | Eric (hoosabubble) | 101.27 | 95% | 2011-07-28 |
| 5358. | Kenneth (kensan73) | 101.27 | 99% | 2022-03-13 |
| 5359. | yethaplaya (yethaplaya) | 101.27 | 98% | 2023-07-17 |
| 5360. | :/ (badtypernonquit) | 101.27 | 88% | 2017-05-12 |
| 5361. | Khadea (charter) | 101.26 | 96% | 2022-03-15 |
| 5362. | cope (xucolite) | 101.26 | 97.3% | 2023-10-30 |
| 5363. | Deuce (edge) | 101.26 | — | 2010-04-23 |
| 5364. | D (invasian_rulzau) | 101.25 | 99% | 2013-09-27 |
| 5365. | khzn (khzn) | 101.24 | 91% | 2016-01-04 |
| 5366. | Vardan (vardan) | 101.24 | 98% | 2014-05-06 |
| 5367. | Shaikh Noman (pices_dude01) | 101.24 | 98% | 2013-09-15 |
| 5368. | itsyvincyspidr (itsyvincysp... | 101.23 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 5369. | D (d_san) | 101.23 | 96% | 2022-05-09 |
| 5370. | Tyler (superkai65) | 101.23 | 98% | 2020-10-08 |
| 5371. | Francis Hans (fgaurano) | 101.23 | 96% | 2017-01-12 |
| 5372. | Kevin (mystified) | 101.23 | 99% | 2021-11-29 |
| 5373. | jus102res (jus102res) | 101.22 | 97% | 2022-02-05 |
| 5374. | Tyler (gami) | 101.22 | — | 2011-03-27 |
| 5375. | Elizabeth (elizabeth0) | 101.22 | 96% | 2015-11-18 |
| 5376. | Ben (pasta12) | 101.22 | 99% | 2013-03-02 |
| 5377. | hoi (hoihoihio) | 101.21 | 97% | 2019-06-01 |
| 5378. | Adam (adamsyaq) | 101.21 | 99% | 2023-08-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |