All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 74. | bleh (veryslowracer) | 171.88 | 98% | 2025-08-30 |
| 75. | William (shiverfickled) | 171.70 | 99.8% | 2021-02-24 |
| 76. | (evestay) | 171.50 | 99.6% | 2023-12-23 |
| 77. | 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍e (despot) | 171.37 | 99% | 2021-06-19 |
| 78. | (corsairchris) | 171.05 | 99.2% | 2023-10-03 |
| 79. | (loversrock) | 170.21 | 99% | 2025-04-08 |
| 80. | (chrisggwp) | 170.02 | 98.2% | 2024-04-20 |
| 81. | (jennocide) | 169.79 | 100% | 2021-04-28 |
| 82. | I love my thicc girlfriend ... | 169.60 | 100% | 2022-12-18 |
| 83. | Kathy (florentine) | 169.54 | 99% | 2018-11-07 |
| 84. | new account fenno4 (fennomak) | 169.40 | 99% | 2023-08-27 |
| 85. | (mommymama) | 169.13 | 98.3% | 2024-08-04 |
| 86. | (oh_hai) | 168.64 | 99% | 2017-08-11 |
| 87. | Cepheus's 🌌 (parkevan27) | 168.54 | 100% | 2022-12-23 |
| 88. | bitny (brittanergh) | 168.30 | 99% | 2019-08-06 |
| 89. | beat me if u can ; (bblaise) | 168.16 | 100% | 2017-08-26 |
| 90. | Dopaminex (keatonasmith) | 168.15 | 99.2% | 2025-05-06 |
| 91. | (lrip) | 168.10 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
| 92. | (jakob2000) | 167.76 | 98% | 2021-04-03 |
| 93. | (yamrawr) | 167.74 | 98% | 2022-10-10 |
| 94. | (nonquit_tomato) | 167.71 | 99% | 2022-10-14 |
| 95. | Andrei (andreiyy) | 167.62 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 96. | paperboy ditty (wordracer888) | 167.55 | 100% | 2021-01-25 |
| 97. | (disclo5ure) | 167.49 | 99% | 2018-06-08 |
| 98. | (dominikk23) | 167.32 | 99% | 2021-07-29 |
| 99. | L (mqrtem) | 167.31 | 99.4% | 2025-04-20 |
| 100. | spondunoob (spondulix) | 167.13 | 99.8% | 2023-07-20 |
| 101. | stop! (ademke) | 166.94 | 99% | 2023-10-15 |
| 102. | Psylo (lysergico) | 166.93 | 99% | 2020-06-10 |
| 103. | (zermist) | 166.61 | 98% | 2023-09-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |