So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 52. | john (nothisisjohn) | 158.96 | 100% | 2019-11-19 |
| 53. | miyakejima (polka7) | 158.82 | 99% | 2023-04-09 |
| 54. | Shanon (shadowyshadows) | 158.74 | 100% | 2020-09-13 |
| 55. | Nitro (nitro2029) | 158.65 | 94% | 2014-07-18 |
| 56. | typeracerplays (typeracerpl... | 158.13 | 99% | 2023-09-22 |
| 57. | (daniel598) | 158.01 | 100% | 2021-08-14 |
| 58. | (codecub) | 157.50 | 99% | 2016-01-02 |
| 59. | 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍e (despot) | 157.48 | 99.4% | 2021-02-13 |
| 60. | Noah (licahfox) | 157.47 | 98% | 2016-11-21 |
| 61. | (zermist) | 157.26 | 99% | 2023-09-16 |
| 62. | (carlibou) | 157.22 | 99% | 2022-01-03 |
| 63. | (crdm0) | 157.14 | 100% | 2018-12-11 |
| 64. | (oh_hai) | 157.03 | 96% | 2013-12-15 |
| 65. | stop spying on me typeracer... | 156.94 | 99% | 2023-02-13 |
| 66. | (zazaziing) | 156.94 | 99% | 2013-12-07 |
| 67. | Byron (reckful) | 156.92 | 99% | 2014-08-21 |
| 68. | Kavoskrine (kavik) | 156.87 | — | 2010-01-17 |
| 69. | (lhykv) | 156.60 | 99% | 2022-11-10 |
| 70. | (mokori) | 156.42 | 100% | 2017-05-20 |
| 71. | (jessegarcia) | 156.36 | 99% | 2018-11-25 |
| 72. | Justin (realjsk) | 156.34 | 99% | 2020-07-01 |
| 73. | (cwhxoo) | 156.33 | — | 2009-03-08 |
| 74. | (schizo_guy) | 156.23 | 99% | 2018-11-01 |
| 75. | (quadroopl) | 156.05 | 99% | 2021-11-08 |
| 76. | (sidd_) | 156.02 | 99% | 2018-12-01 |
| 77. | (zkov) | 155.91 | 98% | 2012-03-15 |
| 78. | Syrup (syrupsandwich) | 155.55 | 98.9% | 2024-04-12 |
| 79. | Ibexus (ibexus) | 155.22 | 99% | 2022-03-20 |
| 80. | (onetruegodniccage) | 155.10 | 99% | 2020-06-09 |
| 81. | (macieje) | 154.82 | 99% | 2021-12-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |