So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1096. | (staticzero) | 121.39 | 96% | 2012-10-18 |
| 1097. | (lohrbas) | 121.39 | 90% | 2012-05-31 |
| 1098. | (implying) | 121.39 | — | 2010-07-31 |
| 1099. | (blayze) | 121.38 | 95% | 2011-07-03 |
| 1100. | (whyme__) | 121.38 | 99% | 2022-09-25 |
| 1101. | (unfunf) | 121.38 | — | 2010-04-27 |
| 1102. | hugo ツ AZERTY enjoyer (ex... | 121.37 | 98.3% | 2024-11-22 |
| 1103. | (fallenfromthestars) | 121.37 | 98% | 2016-11-29 |
| 1104. | c-helpme.run - Help me get ... | 121.36 | 99% | 2020-05-11 |
| 1105. | (thecbrady) | 121.34 | 98% | 2016-09-15 |
| 1106. | (da1scrub) | 121.34 | 95% | 2014-03-28 |
| 1107. | (namnam) | 121.33 | 98% | 2012-04-19 |
| 1108. | (vampyryk) | 121.32 | 98% | 2015-02-15 |
| 1109. | (hyper_racer) | 121.32 | 99% | 2021-08-15 |
| 1110. | (stressless) | 121.27 | 98.6% | 2023-06-11 |
| 1111. | (typingaccount7) | 121.27 | 99% | 2020-07-28 |
| 1112. | Ryan (jmk14) | 121.25 | 96% | 2014-06-26 |
| 1113. | (fruitocracy) | 121.25 | 92% | 2012-11-06 |
| 1114. | Evan (tshiknn) | 121.24 | 98% | 2019-01-29 |
| 1115. | (klaritix) | 121.23 | 98% | 2022-01-22 |
| 1116. | (dphoenix) | 121.22 | — | 2010-08-03 |
| 1117. | Chris (stoveracer) | 121.20 | 98% | 2015-01-29 |
| 1118. | (oodlesofnoodles) | 121.19 | 99% | 2021-07-24 |
| 1119. | (nguyenchithien) | 121.19 | 100% | 2011-06-16 |
| 1120. | (infinity_tom) | 121.19 | 99% | 2013-01-29 |
| 1121. | (saxkiddo) | 121.17 | 100% | 2015-08-06 |
| 1122. | (teamkapowski) | 121.15 | 97% | 2016-03-08 |
| 1123. | (slinkyscott1) | 121.09 | 97% | 2012-06-09 |
| 1124. | (tyrisal) | 121.07 | 93% | 2013-01-07 |
| 1125. | (sabanurag) | 121.03 | 97% | 2023-05-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |