I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5981. | pi (kerosenee) | 97.95 | 90% | 2017-02-07 |
| 5982. | BT (bt2024) | 97.94 | 98% | 2025-01-31 |
| 5983. | typerwise (typerwise) | 97.94 | 98% | 2025-08-11 |
| 5984. | (supermonkeydx) | 97.94 | 97% | 2020-04-06 |
| 5985. | Kevin (unreal3man) | 97.94 | 93% | 2017-02-15 |
| 5986. | crodie bob (crodiebob) | 97.93 | 98% | 2025-02-22 |
| 5987. | duna (klynix) | 97.93 | 96% | 2023-04-05 |
| 5988. | Andrew (sickboyrari) | 97.92 | 97% | 2020-07-07 |
| 5989. | Rodrigo (banr_) | 97.92 | 98% | 2025-09-07 |
| 5990. | J (itypesomewhatalot) | 97.92 | 98% | 2018-08-01 |
| 5991. | Will (williamharp) | 97.92 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 5992. | Korey (korizmo) | 97.92 | 98% | 2017-10-31 |
| 5993. | Matthew (yossarian_milo_22) | 97.91 | 96.6% | 2023-09-04 |
| 5994. | The (thebest__) | 97.91 | 96% | 2022-01-13 |
| 5995. | Purps (purplicity) | 97.91 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 5996. | Jarleper (carlden3) | 97.91 | 95% | 2017-02-02 |
| 5997. | Jtogsetd (jtogse822) | 97.90 | 98.4% | 2025-01-22 |
| 5998. | jaxsyntax (jaxsyntax) | 97.90 | 97% | 2025-01-01 |
| 5999. | Popescu (gioto) | 97.90 | 97.5% | 2021-02-01 |
| 6000. | Andrew (holocene_learning_d... | 97.90 | 99% | 2022-05-05 |
| 6001. | Camden (mypenguinbuddy) | 97.90 | 96% | 2018-03-10 |
| 6002. | Jared (infamousjj) | 97.89 | 98% | 2017-10-06 |
| 6003. | JomnoiZ (jomnoi) | 97.87 | 97.5% | 2024-07-23 |
| 6004. | HANNI PHAM (batashoe) | 97.87 | 99% | 2022-11-20 |
| 6005. | Pat (wareem) | 97.87 | 97% | 2021-12-15 |
| 6006. | anubha (agoop) | 97.86 | 97% | 2022-05-22 |
| 6007. | bub (eatoe) | 97.86 | 98% | 2022-02-08 |
| 6008. | Overpriced (overpriced) | 97.86 | 98% | 2020-08-29 |
| 6009. | Shai (shaichon) | 97.85 | 98% | 2022-08-20 |
| 6010. | slothy (slothy_boi) | 97.85 | 98.3% | 2021-02-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |