I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1510. | Breeze (driftbreeze) | 124.71 | 99% | 2025-07-21 |
| 1511. | Vinh (vinhpham8598nt) | 124.70 | 98% | 2024-05-03 |
| 1512. | PsychoSaeko (psychosaeko) | 124.64 | 98% | 2023-03-21 |
| 1513. | adsf (max_m7) | 124.62 | 98% | 2022-07-09 |
| 1514. | Speedy (flux2k) | 124.60 | 99% | 2020-12-04 |
| 1515. | enaK (forcherie2) | 124.56 | 96.5% | 2024-06-24 |
| 1516. | Halo (halojune) | 124.55 | 98% | 2023-03-02 |
| 1517. | Ardicil (robigus) | 124.52 | 99% | 2019-10-10 |
| 1518. | coolfission (coolfission) | 124.52 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 1519. | Landon (floont) | 124.52 | 99% | 2021-08-28 |
| 1520. | Slicko (sybon) | 124.51 | 98% | 2017-11-10 |
| 1521. | Kei (azathoth4) | 124.48 | 98% | 2021-03-02 |
| 1522. | deon (deontan) | 124.47 | 98.4% | 2025-01-05 |
| 1523. | Andrew (mcentag) | 124.46 | 98% | 2020-04-17 |
| 1524. | Trey (trey10th) | 124.44 | 97.5% | 2025-01-07 |
| 1525. | Neyo (neyo91) | 124.43 | 96% | 2019-02-07 |
| 1526. | Jacob (jakehaskeyboard) | 124.42 | 99% | 2022-10-20 |
| 1527. | nice'nslow (annoyingkid) | 124.41 | 99% | 2017-11-18 |
| 1528. | Stadics (stadics) | 124.40 | 99% | 2023-07-07 |
| 1529. | Joe Seph (joesephdiver) | 124.40 | 98.1% | 2024-12-16 |
| 1530. | DooDooGoggins (goofyahhtyping) | 124.38 | 98.1% | 2023-12-29 |
| 1531. | jen (_jennifer_) | 124.37 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 1532. | Ray (polopopy) | 124.37 | 97% | 2023-06-14 |
| 1533. | Plasmacytoid DC (plasmacyto... | 124.37 | 98% | 2020-04-13 |
| 1534. | Renju (renju467) | 124.36 | 96% | 2020-01-22 |
| 1535. | hugooina (huvolt) | 124.34 | 98.7% | 2025-01-29 |
| 1536. | Yelxuh (yelxuh) | 124.33 | 98% | 2020-03-20 |
| 1537. | Pepijn (goatism) | 124.32 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 1538. | acc (agglomeration) | 124.31 | 97% | 2021-07-30 |
| 1539. | ghtjason (ghtjason) | 124.29 | 97.8% | 2023-12-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |