So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19433. | Julien Galons (jugalons) | 69.37 | 96.8% | 2023-10-01 |
| 19434. | joon (fatninja645) | 69.37 | 99% | 2022-01-05 |
| 19435. | Johnny (limabean231) | 69.37 | 97% | 2019-12-16 |
| 19436. | Long (bachthime) | 69.37 | 97% | 2022-03-22 |
| 19437. | Finnnnnnn (bigfinsfananza) | 69.37 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
| 19438. | Ruchir (ruchirtravadi) | 69.37 | 93% | 2012-04-02 |
| 19439. | KZ (kzzn) | 69.36 | 97% | 2022-03-06 |
| 19440. | Puntlander (jamaquube) | 69.36 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
| 19441. | DSH (didsh) | 69.36 | 90% | 2016-03-12 |
| 19442. | PiPi636 (pipi636) | 69.36 | 97% | 2018-04-30 |
| 19443. | Yulianna (yulianna) | 69.36 | — | 2009-03-08 |
| 19444. | Taro (tarou) | 69.36 | 92% | 2012-07-31 |
| 19445. | Buu Vinh (buuvinhpro) | 69.36 | — | 2011-02-04 |
| 19446. | Shady (shadyhippo) | 69.35 | 94% | 2016-09-04 |
| 19447. | 1asdf (posijab) | 69.35 | 98.2% | 2023-09-26 |
| 19448. | Mike (merc896) | 69.35 | 91% | 2014-09-04 |
| 19449. | Alex (darkex) | 69.34 | 97% | 2018-11-20 |
| 19450. | Cody (thoutravesty) | 69.34 | 96% | 2023-09-15 |
| 19451. | immorstrap (anmolrai853) | 69.34 | 96% | 2021-03-18 |
| 19452. | Karol (adobonimama) | 69.34 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| 19453. | epicgamer412 (epicgamer412) | 69.34 | 96% | 2018-11-21 |
| 19454. | Viktor (izeen) | 69.34 | 86% | 2013-03-23 |
| 19455. | Jeffrey (jeffrey7212) | 69.34 | 96% | 2018-07-14 |
| 19456. | Alex (unworldlyfoot) | 69.34 | 93% | 2016-05-19 |
| 19457. | sxetikos (sxetikos) | 69.34 | — | 2009-08-24 |
| 19458. | Ali (afregistry) | 69.34 | 96% | 2020-04-05 |
| 19459. | Bhushan (_not_a_typist) | 69.33 | 96% | 2023-04-16 |
| 19460. | Steven (steveyb08) | 69.33 | 97% | 2014-02-28 |
| 19461. | Soumyajit (uchihablood) | 69.33 | 95% | 2020-09-16 |
| 19462. | Eiv (mechiguy) | 69.33 | 97% | 2016-09-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |