As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1247. | retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... | 120.78 | 97.5% | 2023-12-02 |
1248. | wil (wilruns) | 120.76 | 99.1% | 2025-04-11 |
1249. | Felya (felya) | 120.75 | 97% | 2023-08-11 |
1250. | bwyan (bwyaneh) | 120.72 | 98.2% | 2025-01-30 |
1251. | RiceBOI111 (riceboi111) | 120.69 | 98.6% | 2024-04-30 |
1252. | Joel (joel6677) | 120.67 | 98.6% | 2025-04-15 |
1253. | pnjzz.colemakDH (pnjzz) | 120.66 | 97.7% | 2024-03-14 |
1254. | Bri (b_marli) | 120.66 | 99% | 2022-12-15 |
1255. | Bob (blooperboy) | 120.66 | 99% | 2019-09-08 |
1256. | ren (bokuno) | 120.66 | 99% | 2021-04-11 |
1257. | Aria7 (quitsallraces) | 120.65 | 97% | 2018-02-06 |
1258. | Erick (pods1) | 120.65 | 97% | 2015-11-25 |
1259. | mapjavascript:void(0) (newf... | 120.64 | 99% | 2022-01-01 |
1260. | Liam (carpalxqgmlwy) | 120.63 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
1261. | Jax (jax00) | 120.63 | 98% | 2015-08-27 |
1262. | aqibm (aqibm) | 120.63 | 99% | 2017-12-29 |
1263. | Ivan (ivan_ivanov) | 120.59 | 97.8% | 2023-10-17 |
1264. | Bauyrzhan (baurtokenov) | 120.58 | 99% | 2022-04-18 |
1265. | Leaf attack (myleaf) | 120.56 | 98.6% | 2021-02-04 |
1266. | meep (passing_through) | 120.56 | 97% | 2019-08-10 |
1267. | Trash Panda (cappy_11) | 120.55 | 98.2% | 2025-05-09 |
1268. | Zac (iorek13) | 120.55 | 95% | 2015-12-07 |
1269. | Sian Caleb (promechanics) | 120.54 | 99% | 2021-06-24 |
1270. | laddy (laddy) | 120.54 | 97.6% | 2025-01-13 |
1271. | eb0la-ch4n (gelyan) | 120.54 | 96% | 2015-04-05 |
1272. | frank (fastfingersfrank) | 120.52 | 98% | 2018-08-06 |
1273. | (zak389) | 120.46 | 98.2% | 2024-07-16 |
1274. | Achromatic - youtu.be/VuzE7... | 120.46 | 99% | 2020-05-24 |
1275. | twitch.Stillow2 (omegalul2) | 120.45 | 99% | 2018-07-28 |
1276. | Marin (marin050) | 120.44 | 99% | 2019-01-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |