Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12818. | hypeiron (hypeiron) | 80.45 | 99% | 2021-09-27 |
| 12819. | Epickel (epickel) | 80.44 | 88% | 2016-03-16 |
| 12820. | ThaBlackRose (thablackrose) | 80.44 | 93% | 2014-01-25 |
| 12821. | Erik (truthful) | 80.44 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 12822. | root (chroot) | 80.44 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| 12823. | Eicy (moreseicy) | 80.44 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 12824. | Quinten (qspuijman) | 80.44 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 12825. | Ekshore (ekshore) | 80.44 | 99% | 2023-09-13 |
| 12826. | Wampa (wampacow) | 80.44 | 94% | 2011-10-10 |
| 12827. | Frozhax (frozhax) | 80.43 | 94% | 2014-02-02 |
| 12828. | kammy (kammycat) | 80.43 | 96% | 2011-06-23 |
| 12829. | Peter (hamcorporal) | 80.43 | 97% | 2023-02-18 |
| 12830. | Sharil (sharilyuen) | 80.42 | 99% | 2012-11-06 |
| 12831. | Kyla (kyla0) | 80.42 | 95% | 2018-03-06 |
| 12832. | Nobu (nobunakamura) | 80.42 | 96% | 2021-11-10 |
| 12833. | blob_mister (blob_mister) | 80.42 | 96% | 2021-05-26 |
| 12834. | Sean (seantronathon) | 80.41 | 96% | 2016-02-16 |
| 12835. | .. (umogbai) | 80.41 | 92% | 2012-10-30 |
| 12836. | Is there a self? (deckard_4) | 80.41 | 96% | 2020-05-24 |
| 12837. | Simon (imdahoe) | 80.41 | 88% | 2013-10-16 |
| 12838. | Kahool (fredisdead1010) | 80.41 | 96% | 2018-03-07 |
| 12839. | Victor (uiron) | 80.40 | 97% | 2011-09-23 |
| 12840. | OOZE (wizard_of_ooze) | 80.40 | 97% | 2016-07-08 |
| 12841. | Drails (drails_tr) | 80.40 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 12842. | Angélica (angie10410) | 80.39 | 97% | 2015-03-21 |
| 12843. | robdude22 (robodude22) | 80.38 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
| 12844. | Ronald (roanlds12345) | 80.38 | 97% | 2022-03-13 |
| 12845. | Cromus (cromus) | 80.38 | 91% | 2013-11-11 |
| 12846. | Theologos (sosonis) | 80.38 | 97% | 2016-01-04 |
| 12847. | Arslan (arslan801007) | 80.38 | 96% | 2022-08-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |